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Funny Halloween Greeting Card For Best Friend, Unique Friendship Gift, Favorite Witch Bitch, Mature

Name: Funny Halloween Greeting Card For Best Friend, Unique Friendship Gift, Favorite Witch Bitch, Mature
Brand: snarkiepanda
SKU: 722045452
Price: 5.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Price:$5.99

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Arrives soon! Get it by Oct 26-Nov 2 if you order today

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Star Seller. This seller consistently earned 5-star reviews, shipped on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.

Highlights

Made by snarkiepanda
Materials: paper, card stock

ONE OF KIND DESIGN! You'll only find this here! Get your favorite bitch (witch) this super cute super sarcastic Halloween card to show her just how much you're her go-to girl!!!

SEE THE COFFEE MUG HERE:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/722038376?ref=shop_home_active_2&frs=1

DETAILS:

🐼This is a physical product, which includes a printed card and an envelope. This is NOT a digital download you will be mailed the greeting card along with the envelope.

🐼SIZE: standard 5" x 7"

🐼Inside of card: BLANK

🐼Professional quality printed card on 110 lb card stock

🐼PLEASE NOTE
Colors on the item you receive may appear slightly different than the colors in our photo mockup(s). This is due to the differences between computer monitors and their color output.

Order today to get by Oct 26-Nov 2
Returns & exchanges not accepted
Cost to ship: $1.99
Ships from: Henderson, NV

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