It's time to face facts: you've got some nasty shit going on. We all do. Ok, most of us. All but the squeaky cleanest of bitches, we've got skin shit we don't want mentioned. There's crust. Gunk. Maybe a blocked pore, maybe even a blackhead or two. No judgement. We're only human here.
Your fabulous bod can be a lot to take on by yourself, without the benefit of magical fucking amazing scrubby goodness. That's right. I said it. Magic. Because while it's common fucking knowledge that sugar is good, coconut oil is good, lavender is good, combine all THREE and it's fucking voodoo. The good kind. Not the burn down your house or fuck up your enemies kind-- well, unless your enemies are blackheads and bod-crust.
- 100% pure-ass natural
- None of our products are ever tested on animals
- Lavender & geranium essential oils fucking full of antioxidants
- 4 oz flint glass jar with BPA-free lined metal lid
- Preservative-free
- No fake shit
Scrub your nasty bitch bod. It fucking needs it.
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Lavender Sugar Scrub. Foaming Whipped Body Scrub. Shea Butter Scrub. Foaming Sugar Scrub. Zero Waste Gift. Natural Sugar Scrub.
This lavender sugar scrub is made with shea butter, granulated sugar, stearic acid (from certified sustainable palm), coconut oil, sodium cocoyl isethionate (from coconuts), mica, and lavender & geranium essential oils from Badgerface Beauty Supply natural beauty products shop.
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CUSTOM BACHELORETTE PARTY FAVORS
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