• May include: Black t-shirt featuring a cartoon opossum wearing a floral crown, with the text "Let's eat trash and get hit by a car." The shirt is paired with gray sneakers and blue jeans, creating a casual, everyday look.
  • May include: A navy blue t-shirt with a graphic of an opossum wearing a flower crown and the text "Let's eat trash and get hit by a car." The shirt is styled with a plaid shirt, jeans, a belt, and white sneakers.
  • May include: Three heathered t-shirts in forest green, mint, and dusty blue. Each shirt features a graphic of an opossum with a floral crown and the text "Let's eat trash get hit by a car".
  • May include: Three t-shirts in heather peach, raspberry, and mauve. Each shirt features a graphic of an opossum with a unicorn horn and the text "Let's eat trash and get hit by a car."
  • May include: Three t-shirts in white, oxblood, and soft cream. Each shirt features a graphic of an opossum wearing a floral crown, with the text "Let's eat trash & get hit by a car."
  • May include: Three t-shirts in red, black, and blue. Each shirt features a graphic of an opossum with a unicorn horn and the text "Let's eat trash and get hit by a car".
  • May include: Three t-shirts in heather maroon, heather teal, and athletic grey. Each shirt features a graphic of an opossum wearing a floral crown, with the text "Let's eat trash and get hit by a car."
  • May include: Three t-shirts in heather dark grey, heather black, and heather navy. Each shirt features a graphic of an opossum with a unicorn horn and the text "let's eat trash and get hit by a car".
  • May include: A light green unisex jersey t-shirt with a size chart. The chart lists sizes S to 4XL, with corresponding width and length measurements in inches. The text "Size Chart" and "BELLA + CANVAS 3001" are also visible.
  • May include: Black t-shirt featuring a cartoon opossum wearing a floral crown, with the text "Let's eat trash and get hit by a car." The shirt is paired with gray sneakers and blue jeans, creating a casual, everyday look.
  • May include: A navy blue t-shirt with a graphic of an opossum wearing a flower crown and the text "Let's eat trash and get hit by a car." The shirt is styled with a plaid shirt, jeans, a belt, and white sneakers.
  • May include: Three heathered t-shirts in forest green, mint, and dusty blue. Each shirt features a graphic of an opossum with a floral crown and the text "Let's eat trash get hit by a car".
  • May include: Three t-shirts in heather peach, raspberry, and mauve. Each shirt features a graphic of an opossum with a unicorn horn and the text "Let's eat trash and get hit by a car."
  • May include: Three t-shirts in white, oxblood, and soft cream. Each shirt features a graphic of an opossum wearing a floral crown, with the text "Let's eat trash & get hit by a car."
  • May include: Three t-shirts in red, black, and blue. Each shirt features a graphic of an opossum with a unicorn horn and the text "Let's eat trash and get hit by a car".
  • May include: Three t-shirts in heather maroon, heather teal, and athletic grey. Each shirt features a graphic of an opossum wearing a floral crown, with the text "Let's eat trash and get hit by a car."
  • May include: Three t-shirts in heather dark grey, heather black, and heather navy. Each shirt features a graphic of an opossum with a unicorn horn and the text "let's eat trash and get hit by a car".
  • May include: A light green unisex jersey t-shirt with a size chart. The chart lists sizes S to 4XL, with corresponding width and length measurements in inches. The text "Size Chart" and "BELLA + CANVAS 3001" are also visible.
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Funny Possum T-Shirt • Possum Meme Shirt • Let's Eat Trash And Get Hit By A Car Tshirt • Funny Possum Tee • Meme T-Shirt

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➤ ABOUT THE ITEM — One shirt — Unisex sizes S-4XL available in 17 colors — Design printed on front of shirt with blank back — DTG printing — Shirt style is Bella + Canvas 3001 — Shirt material is dependent on color (see below) — See sizing chart in the pictures and compare measurements with your favorite tee for most accurate fit — All product images are digital mock-ups, and the print size & colors are approximate.

Material: Depending on Shirt Color
100% Cotton: Black, White, Oxblood, Soft Cream, Canvas Red
99% Cotton 1% Polyester: Heather Dusty Blue
90% Cotton 10% Polyester: Athletic Grey
48% Polyester 52% Cotton: Heather Teal, Heather Navy, Heather Mint, Heather Raspberry, Heather Dark Grey, Heather Forest

➤ PRODUCTION TIME — All items are made to order. Please allow ±2-7 business days for processing and creation (NOT including weekend and holidays)

➤ POSTAL DELIVERY TIME — Standard shipping: ±3-5 business days (Barring any unexpected postal delays) — Holidays can slow the delivery time. Please keep this in mind when ordering during a holiday season.

➤ SHIPPING — Standard shipping is FREE to the US!➤ RETURNS/EXCHANGES — All items are made-to-order and returns/exchanges are not accepted. If your item arrives damaged or otherwise defective, a replacement will be printed and shipped as soon as possible after receiving a photo and description of the defect through Etsy Messenger.

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