PLANETS cotton boxers

PLANETS cotton boxers

$27.00

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton

While the illustration's perspective might not be astronomically correct, I'm pretty sure you'll find Uranus right where it belongs... on the BACK...

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "WHICH ONE IS URANUS?"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of guy they're suitable for:

- Astronauts
- Astrophysicists
- Astronomers
- Astrologers
- Proctologists
- Trekkies and/or Trekkers
- Kevin Spacey
- Men from Mars
- E.T.
- Anyone who requires coverage for a black hole

When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
XS = 22-24 (kids' 14-16)
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... they're out of this world!

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Nov 1-3

Oct 23

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After you place your order, BonusPants will take 3-5 business days to prepare it for shipment.

Oct 27-29

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Nov 1-3

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Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Nov 1-3!

Etsy offsets carbon emissions from shipping and packaging on this purchase.
Etsy offsets carbon emissions from shipping and packaging on this purchase.

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Ships from Portland, OR
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867 reviews

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Multiple people gave 5-star reviews to this shop in the past 7 days.

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Paula Oct 25, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Got my dude a brand new set, he's worn the other ones for years and it was time. He loves the fit, and I love the cheeky packaging puns. Thank you so much!!

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TeeKrafts Aug 11, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Best purchase ever, first pair I bought years ago at the Saturday market! Same quality , same comfort! I’m sleeping in these tonight and they just arrived!

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Lynette Aug 3, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Bought myself a pair of these boxers although they're for men. Love the galaxy and planets! Pretty cool looking!

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Susan Romanchek Dec 23, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Boxers of good quality - and the packaging is hilarious

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