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Funny birthday card for guy I bet you thought you'd never become a grumpy old man but here you are killing it
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Funny birthday card for him, that grumpy old guy in your life. (or just one who acts like an old grump)
I bet you thought you'd never become a grumpy old man but here you are killing it
➽ Blank on the inside ready for you to personalize it.
4.25”x5.5” inches
Comes with matching envelope.
I design all my items, beginning with a fun vintage photo from my collection. Most vintage photos, due to the original analog technology, may be a bit blurry. Rarely are these photos a sharp crisp image. Any imperfection should be appreciated as an inherent characteristic of the original photograph. This adds to the overall fun and artistic intent of my product line.
➽ I normally ship within 24 hours Mon-Fri. However, I do travel out of town for markets and that can delay shipping. I will send you a message if you have ordered and I can’t ship right away to let you know the time frame. If you have any questions about shipping, feel free to message me before you order.
➽ Please note that if your order is 4 cards or less, it will be mailed via USPS First Class and will NOT come with a USPS tracking number (same is if it were mailed like a regular first-class letter). Since I print the labels through Etsy, there is a label ID, which will sometimes show tracking but only in your Etsy account. This information depends on if/when the postal service scans the item. Please do not rely on this tracking as it isn’t the same as actual USPS tracking. It may show that the label has been created, or pre-transit, or say that it was delivered, but this often means it was scanned or ‘delivered’ to your local post office.
➽ If your order is shipped FREE SHIPPING (First Class) I will not refund or replace your order due to USPS delivery timeline.
➽ You may UPGRADE shipping in your cart to USPS Ground Advantage for - this option DOES include a tracking number and typically (not guaranteed) delivers in 2-5 days from ship date.
As always FREE shipping when you make a purchase of $35 or more in my shop, it's automatic once you meet the $35 minimum.
Any combination of items, so start filling that cart up and stock up!
❤ Thanks for stopping by and having a look. If you have any questions, just message me!
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Order today to get by Sep 12-18
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Reviews for this item
What buyers say, summarized by AI: Fast shipping Great quality Looks great Love it Perfect gift As described Helpful seller
Great packaging, fast delivery
Great quality, and As Described. Plus its great fun giving it to your favorite curmudgeon!
I bought four of these cards and can't wait to mail to the family.
So funny, loved it!!! Quick delivery, great assortment!!!
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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.
Speedy replies Has a history of replying to messages quickly.
Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.
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