Funny Bible Verse Christmas Card: Kevin McCallister Holiday Humor
What to know
Materials
linen paper, kraft paper
I THOUGHT HE WAS WITH YOU!!
Outside reads: "...while his parents were returning home, the boy Jesus stayed behind in Jerusalem, but they were unaware of it. Thinking he was in their company, they traveled on... Luke 2:43-44"
Inside reads: "Jesus Christ, the original Kevin McCallister. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal."
DETAILS
-5.25 x 4.25 (A2) folded card
-A2 brown kraft envelope
-Printed on high-quality linen (natural) stock.
-Available as a single card, or as a boxed set (8ct.)
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What buyers say
“I got this card for my secret sister at church and I absolutely can not wait for her to receive it!! I hope she gets a good giggle out of it like I did!”
Laura
Dec 23, 2025
Price:$5.00+
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Get it byAug 15-22
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Reviews for this item
I got this card for my secret sister at church and I absolutely can not wait for her to receive it!! I hope she gets a good giggle out of it like I did!
Found these while looking for Christmas cards. They were my husband's favorite. Shipping was fast. Item arrived as described. I'm ready to send them out for Christmas.
The game and cards are very high quality. I haven’t played the game yet but have flipped through the rules, prompts and verses and already started to chuckle. Thank you for producing something fun!!!
Love these ! Quick shipping !
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