Price:$42.00
Embroidered "Fuck Off" Apron / Funny Men's Apron / Fun Kitchen Gift / Funny Kitchen Accessory / Sarcastic Apron / Funny Unisex Apron by P&C
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Highlights
A subtle way to express your kindness 😛
🐣 Free shipping :)
✌ Top quality & comfort
🐤 Tag us! @pollyandcrackers
Basics:
• 90% combed and ring-spun cotton 10% polyester
• Size chart in pictures. Fits like Gap men's tees
• Unisex, printed on Bella & Canvas 3001 style tees
Technicalities:
• Slightly distressed style dtg print
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
• classy & sexy
Returns/exchanges 👌🏼
(within 30 days if possible)
Contact Derek (aka Dezzi-Faith):
💌 derek [!at] pollyandcrackers.com
@pollyandcrackers (tag on insta plzz 😛)
Comfy, super soft, & fun apparel. Polly's here to tickle your tootsie 🐳 Wear to the beach, gym, club… wherevsies :) In addition to designing uplifting nonsense and hardcore political statements, dez donates 10% of her change purse every month [pollyandcrackers.com/donations]
✌🏼 & 💗
-dezzi-loid & faith
(aka derek being an asshole)
pollyandcrackers.com
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Order today to get by Jun 12-16
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