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Price:$5.00
Funny Cat Card: Pessimistic Letterpress Humor
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~ Species ~
"God Help You as a Species"
When not severing my fingers, I use vintage lead type and antique letterpresses to bring you the most horrible, adorable cards around!
Check out my shop for dozens more dreadful cards to scandalize your loved ones, delight your friends, and crush your enemies.
I print each card by hand using my 1908 Chandler & Price letterpress. Every card is...
- 3.5 x 5 inches, also called "A1" or "4Bar"
- Printed on Rives BFK, a 250 gsm, 100% cotton French printmaking paper
- Blank inside
- Packaged with a 100% cotton envelope made by Crane & Co. in a protective cello sleeve
***PLEASE NOTE***: These cards are smaller than standard greeting cards, which are either 4.25 x 5.5 inches ("A2") or 5 x 7 inches ("A7"). Rives BFK is a very high-end paper, the cost of which has increased 100% since I began making these cards in 2013. The envelopes have also increased 30% in cost during this time. In spite of this, I have never increased my prices. If my cards were A2 size, they would cost $6.50 each / $33 for a set of 6, and if they were A7, they would cost $8.50 each / $43 for a set of 6.
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I send all cards by USPS First Class Mail.
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Order today to get by Jun 17-22
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Ships from: Portland, OR
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Reviews for this item
Hilarious! The color is so vibrant!
Love it. How true these words really are on the front of the card! Sometimes I think I’ve seen my cats look just like that 😒
Excellent quality!! I didn’t look at the dimensions, so the card was a little smaller than expected. But that’s my fault, obviously.
God really should help us as a species.
Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.
Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.
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