Do you love the idea of self quarantine because you have a valid excuse to tell people to stay away and keep their distance? If so, this is a great sarcastic shirt for you this cold a flu season.

Have a germaphobic introverted friend? This would make a great gift for them! The next time you are at the airport, train station, bus station, local grocery store, or anywhere crowds gather, let this be your armor against over friendly germ sharers.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

Want some of our other goofy and funny T-shirts? Check them out here here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/LovedOnesGifts?section_id=23599348

If you are ready to set out on your next adventure add this shirt to your cart now!

• • UNISEX T-SHIRT • •
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• << GARMENT FEATURES >> •
• Tear Away Label
• Not a Women's Cut Shirt, it is made to be worn by men or women.
• Fits like a standard t-shirt. Not super boxy, but not fitted.
• Will spark your inner sense of adventure!

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• << FIT & SIZING >> •
• Please consult size chart in the pictures for accurate fit
• If you want more info about the sizing please feel free to message us.
• Lightweight
• Unisex Design
• Runs True To Size

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• << MATERIAL >> •
• 100% Airlume Combed and ring-spun Cotton
• Shirts feel soft, not heavy and stiff



ALL OTHER INFORMATION
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• << QUALITY & CARE >> •
• Printed and Designed in the USA
• Print method is Direct to Garment Printing. It is NOT iron on or screen printed.
• Machine wash before wearing in cold water, inside out, and tumble or line dry.

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• << SHIPPING & PROCESSING >> •
• All shirts are MADE TO ORDER and have a fulfillment time of 1-3 BUSINESS days
• STANDARD SHIP TIMES are typically 3-5 BUSINESS days after fulfillment (free shipping on orders over 35$)
• If you have a certain date you need your shirts by, please consult us BEFORE ordering to be sure we can get your item to you in time!

**Items leave the facility by the 'ship by' date listed on your invoice.

**Each item is made to order, so it is not sitting on a shelf waiting to ship. I appreciate your patience while I create each order.

GENERAL POLICIES

•Cancellations only accepted within twelve hours of the order being placed.

•NO returns, exchanges or refunds. I will replace your item if it is damaged or defective.

•As always, please contact me if you have any questions or concerns via email prior to purchasing the item.