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Patchwork Stonewash Cargo Shorts: Three Quarter Length Baggy Skate Pants

Nellie and Robbie

Made by Nellie and Robbie

WobbleandSqueak ·

Southampton, United Kingdom

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Highlights

  • Size: Waist size: 42; Inseam: 28
  • Materials: Cotton, organic cotton

​Patchwork Stonewash Cargo Shorts Three Quarter Length Baggy Skate Shorts

​The ultimate three quarter length patchwork shorts for festivals, skating, and rugged outdoor wear. Crafted from our signature extra-sturdy, heavy-duty stonewashed cotton, these shorts are built to handle anything. Designed with a super baggy, oversized fit and loaded with secure pockets, they combine high-utility function with a unique, one-of-a-kind wearable art aesthetic.

DDP Paid upfront no hidden fees

​The Details
​Style: Three Quarter Length Baggy Cargo Skate Shorts.

​Fabric: Extra-robust, 100% heavy-duty stonewashed cotton goodness.

​Smart Storage: Massive cargo pockets plus additional secure popper-fastened pockets to keep your phone and essentials safe while you're on the move.

​Adaptive Fit: Features a half-elasticated waistband that provides a generous stretch, comfortably accommodating a wide range of sizes and body shapes.

​Finish: Hand-cut patchwork with a natural pumice stonewash for a vintage, faded, and distressed look.

​Size Guide
​Waist: High-stretch fit from 28 Inches to 40 Inches (Elasticated back)
​Total Length: 23.5 Inches


​Fit Note: A true baggy fit that hits below the knee. The adaptive waistband makes these an easy, versatile "One Size" option for everyone.

​Global Shipping & DDP (Delivered Duty Paid)
​We believe in transparent pricing. We ship all international orders DDP (Delivered Duty Paid). All import duties and taxes are prepaid at checkout, meaning the price you see is the final price. No surprise bills or handling fees from customs—just your gear delivered straight to your door.

​Our Ethos & Construction
​These unique stonewashed shorts are hand-cut and stitched, meaning no two pairs are exactly alike. The heavy-duty cotton is exceptionally robust, designed to last for years and get softer with every wash. By choosing our clothing, you support sustainable slow fashion and ethical garment production with small fairtrade production.

​CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold. Hang dry or tumble dry low.

​COMPLETE THE LOOK
Love the heavy-duty patchwork style? Pair these shorts with our matching Hooded Pullover:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1033412985/shipibo-mandala-fleece-hoodie-unisex
Please feel free to ask us any questions, and if you have time please check out our Etsy shop! We also have a Facebook page where you can leave reviews and see photos of our company progression:

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/WobbleandSqueak

*** This product complies with EU safety standards under GPSR. Please follow provided instructions to ensure safe use. For compliance inquiries, contact our EU RP (details can found in our shop FAQ section) ***

Feedback/Terms and Conditions (please read if you get a sec)

Hello Guys and Girls, we here at Wobble & Squeak HQ aim to please and hope you like our items as much as we do; after all they were made with LOVE!!! However if you do have a problem with any aspect of our service (and we sincerely hope you won’t) please drop us a message at the first possible opportunity rather than leaving us negative feedback. In our experience most issues can be resolved very easily and amicably.

Returns (UK BUYERS).

Returns are accepted within 14 days as long as the item/s are undamaged and in a resalable condition. The buyer is required to pay return postage unless the item is faulty in which case a full refund will be given. We offer a choice of two postal services for our UK buyers; 2nd class signed or second class standard (we have listed the 'signed for service' by default). If you choose to get your item sent second class standard and it gets lost by Royal Mail we here at Wobble and Squeak Clothing cannot be held responsible. This is because you have been given the choice, and you the buyer has chosen not to use the recorded delivery service offered. Really sorry, but we cannot afford to lose stock by sending out replacements in this instance.

International Shipping and Returns

As for international shipping, we are quite happy to post far and wide so please feel free to send us a message about specific shipping costs. Returns again will be at the buyer’s expense. The shipping price stated in the listing is for our international TRACKED service. If you would like an item sent international standard (not tracked) please let us know, but any items lost en route will NOT be the responsibility of Wobble and Squeak. Any international items returned to us because of incorrect addresses or the buyer not being available to receive the parcel will incur a 20% surcharge and/or be liable for the return postage, if another dispatch is wanted. (Sorry but we’re a new company and it’s safer this way for now). Please see our domestic returns policy for more info.xx

WE OFFER REDUCED SHIPPING COSTS FOR MULTIPLE ITEMS, SO GET IN TOUCH BEFORE PURCHASE AND SAVE YOURSELF SOME WOBBLY PENNIES!

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  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship: $27.71
  • Ships from: United Kingdom

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Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Helpful seller Great quality Love it Fits well Fast shipping Comfortable

5.0

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

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Ryan Jul 27, 2026

Once again another amazing purchase. I cannot express just how much I love these patchwork shorts. Perfect fit, fast shipping, wonderful customer service! This most certainly will not be my last purchase. Thank you again!!!!!

Ryan Jul 27, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Ryan May 9, 2026

Mix up in shipping didnt even affect the score here. Not only was the customer service the best ive ever had, (package was shipped to a different customer and the company sorted it out immediately) but the patchwork shorts were more comfortable and better quality than I could have hoped for. Super comfortable!!! Im a size 38 waist, and they are soft, stretchy, durable... I cant say enough good things about this product or the company. Thank you so much!!!!! 10/10 cant wait to buy another pair!!!!!

Ryan May 9, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Chris Jul 15, 2024

Excellent service and product. One size fits all shorts expand to out even fit me!

Chris Jul 15, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Matt May 24, 2024

Second time purchasing these absolutely love them

Matt May 24, 2024

WobbleandSqueak
WobbleandSqueak ·

Southampton, United Kingdom

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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19.5k sales
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13 years on Etsy

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Listed on Aug 15, 2026