Because, poop!

This soap looks just like your neighbor's dog wandered into your back yard....again. It would make a crap-tastic gift for anyone!

What makes it even better is that you can choose what your poop soap smells like! Want poop that smells like roses? Got it! Chocolate? Why not? How about bubblegum? Of course! Want more scent options? I currently have over 400 fragrance oils. Contact me for a full list. Then it's as simple as selecting "Special Request" in the dropdown and naming your selected fragrance (or scent combination) in the notes section at checkout! All of my fragrances are phthalate free! (Orders marked Special Request without a chosen scent may be delayed and/or made unscented.)

Be sure to check out the rest of my shop for other soaps. As the name of my shop might imply, most of my soaps are designed to look like food. Many look so delicious, you will hardly believe they're soap! This one is an obvious exception.

Finished soap weight: Approx 3.2 oz.

Unless stated otherwise, every soap I sell is made to order. Please refer to the FULL quoted processing time to determine when your order will ship. Large orders of 12 or more items may see an adjusted shipping date to reflect the extra time for processing.

I use a few types of glycerin soap bases, none of which contain sodium laurel sulfate (SLS). This soap may be made with a Cocoa Butter base, a Hemp Oil base or an Oatmeal base. If you have a preference one way or another, please notify me in the notes to seller section at checkout. Any liquid soap dye used is described by the manufacturer as food grade, free of toxins and harsh chemicals. I also only use fragrance oils that are phthalate free.

Please note, this is a handmade product. As poops can vary, the actual colors and patterns may vary from those pictured. It is very common for colors in melt and pour soap to begin to blead, fade, and/or discolor over time. Humidity can accelerate this, as well as cause your glycerin based soaps to "sweat." Many soaps have been painted or dusted to achieve the desired visual effect. Some coloring may transfer to hands, but should rinse right off. Similarly, highly pigmented soaps may transfer color to hands, but this too should easily wash off.

Over time, discoloration may occur with your soap. So please, go ahead and use it. You can always just order more!

Scents marked with an asterisk (*) are inspired by popular branded items. Please Don't Eat the Soap is not affiliated or associated with any of these brands, nor do I claim to have any familiarity with the original scent to verify the accuracy of the representation.

**Allergen notification: Product may contain coconut oil.**