Skulls of My Enemies Lotion Bars or Wax Melts Tin

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Winter is here and I bet your skin sure could use some moisture. What better moisturizer than spite? The Skulls of my Enemies lotion bars melt in your hands and leave your skin so soft & smooth. Great for cuticles & dry cracked heals, for dry weather or anytime, on the go, to give as gifts, or display proudly around the house.
Tiny but Mighty, a little goes a long way.
The Skulls of My Enemies are handmade with all natural ingredients, mostly Spite, Pettiness, & Bitterness, then I add Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Beeswax, & the Essential Oils of your choice, let it all cool, & enjoy packaging them in this cute little labeled tin.
Also available Vegan Friendly made with mostly Sprite, Pettiness, and Bitterness, also contains Candelilla Wax, Mango Butter, and Safflower Oil and Essential Oils.

4"L x 2.5"W (Altoid sized) Tin contains 15 mini skulls (measuring about .5 inch - 1 inch each, weighing about 1.7oz total), labeled with Skulls of My Enemies Lotion Bars ingredient label, vinyl Skulls of My Enemies label on the front, and they come with 2 vellum skulls on top and bottom of the lotion to help protect them.

Or watch the Skulls of My Enemies melt in your wax melter with Beeswax or Candelilla Wax Melts. Check out other Skulls of My Enemies Products: you can Wash your hands with the Skulls of my Enemies soap, OR Inhale the Skulls of My Enemies with Shower Steamers, OR Flush the Skulls of My Enemies down the toilet with Toilet Fizzers.
So Satisfying!
I'm good at making enemies.
I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.

Scents listed are mostly essential oils, other scents available in essential and vegan friendly fragrance oils. Feel free to ask me what's available, as I can always do custom orders.

Disclaimers:
-Lotion bars can melt in warm weather, don't leave the tin in your car in the summer, you will have the melted Skulls of my Enemies.
-Some essential oils may color the final product, vanilla for example will turn goats milk soap brown eventually
-Essential oils can cause allergic reactions, especially in people prone to skin rashes and those who have pollen allergies. Before slathering yourself in the Skulls of my Enemies, like I know you want to, or using ANY new product containing essential oils it is strongly recommended to do a patch test to be sure there are no adverse reactions. If irritation occurs please discontinue use of the product.
-In general, citrus essential oils (grapefruit, petitgrain) increase photosensitivity. Applying them before sun exposure can cause serious skin burns. It is recommended waiting a full 24 hours after using photosensitizing oils before visiting a tanning booth or spending time in direct sunlight.
-When using the product, the buyer acknowledges that they are using it on their own behalf and are aware of all ingredients and essential oils used.
-If pregnant or nursing please consult your doctor before using anything with essential oils.

Ingredients:
-White Beeswax Pellets 100% Pure and Natural Triple Filtered
-Raw Shea Butter Unrefined Grade A, 100% Pure, African, Handmade, Organic & Fair-Trade Principles
-BetterBody Foods Organic Naturally Refined Coconut Oil
-Essential Oils
Vegan Friendly Ingredients:
Plant Guru Candelilla Wax 100% Pure & Natural
CayG All Natural Mango Butter
Oleico High oleic Safflower Oil 100% Natural Non GMO First Expeller Pressed

I always thought it'd be fun to Name the Skulls of My Enemies, let's begin
Pina Colada - "Artie" like Bacardi, he smelt of rum & the beach...
Rose Geranium Sandalwood -" ReGiS"
"He smelled clean" Kathy Lee
Peach -" Princess Peach" - almost an attainable sweet life, just 5000 levels and Bowser to beat, You Can Do It, keep playing
Atlas Cedar - A.C. Slater / Mario Lopez pure wood! ifykyk
Almond- "Al Bundy" so sweet to rub Peggy's tushy with a perfect cherry finish
Sandlewood - "Sandy Duncan" as Peter Pan, flying about so free spirited & mischievous
Patchouli - Ian "Ray" Raymond "Pathetic Rebound Fuck Get your patchouli stink outta my store! Move it, lard ass!"
Vanilla Mango - Van Man / Buffalo Bill - Just Put the Lotion in the Fuckin' Basket!!!
Tea Tree - T.T. Full Name Terry Origin Madea Goes To Jail Occupation Serial killer Inmate
Coffee - "Kramer" "and no dirty looks! If I want a cafe latte you give me a cafe latte!!"
Jasmine - Hello My Name is Jasmine / gift from God
Lavender- "LAVerne Arlyce Pavlinac" false confession?! WTH? Why?
Magnolia - "Chez Maggy" That Modern French Restaurant knows what it did!
Rose - "Rose Dawson" There was definitely room on that door for Jack!
Strawberry - "Purple Pie Man" always plotting to steal Shortcake's strawberries in
Fresh Linen - 'Mr Clean" - magic eraser, my ass
Coconut - " Coco Chanel" get outta here with that quilted purse!
Frankincense - Frankie Valli - Big Girls Do Cry
Vanilla - "Vanessa" is plain and unexciting but she smells delightful