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Hey man! Are you seeing this beautiful morning? What are you doing? How are you? Are you flying like Bugs Bunny on Space Jam? The perfect card for your best evil friend who may or may not be the greatest assassin in Chechnya. Printed on a white folded card measuring 4 1/2 x 5 1/2Front: Do I not tell you that enough? You are, like, the most evil guy I know!Inside: BlankBack: GULPEnvelope: Craft
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I can happily do customized cards. For customizing the writing on any of our cards I charge a small fee. If you’d like a design completely customized please contact me for details.
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Adorable card! Love Barb and Star!
Daphnee Bar Sep 8, 2023
This item is perfect for a friend going through a hard time.
Joy Klein Aug 26, 2023
As a 'JFN fan' (and as is my intended birthday recipient) it's just 'spot on'!
Wendy Biss Aug 22, 2023
Super cute! Unfortunately it didn't arrive in time for my friend's birthday, so I'll have to keep it until next year.
beckyhdz55 Jul 10, 2023
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