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Congrats on Reaching IDGAF 50, Funny 50th Birthday Card, Turning 50 Card, 50th Birthday Card, 50th Birthday Card for Woman

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Michelle Bingham

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LouiseLauret ·

Boulder, Colorado

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Highlights

  • Designed by LouiseLauret
  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

  • Materials: A6 Card, folded card, Adobe Illustrator, Mad Design Skills, Humor, adhesive tape, envelope, dremel digilab, laser cutter, blank card, green, laser cut card, cardstock

Turning 50 is a special time, a time where you just D.G.A.F. (don't give a fuck) about what anyone thinks. Celebrate this milestone with this hilarious card marking the occasion! This intricate card features a green laser cut cardstock overlay on an eco white card with a matching white envelope with a blank interior for you to personalize your message.

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• FREE SHIPPING with orders over $35
• Ships in 1-2 business days (same day if possible)
• Standard USPS First Class Mail takes 2-8 days & has UNRELIABLE Etsy tracking (not on USPS site)
• USPS Flat Rate 3-day with tracking is NOT guaranteed to arrive in 3 days (may take 3-5 days)
• Choose to ship Priority Mail Express with tracking for GUARANTEED 2-day delivery
• All items are mailed via USPS with no shipping on Sundays or Holidays

DIRECT TO RECIPIENT INSTRUCTIONS
If you would like this directly mailed to the recipient, please mark your purchase as a gift and I will be happy to add your message inside the card. Card will be sent in the envelope it comes in & will not have any purchase details included. Takes about 2-8 business days using standard shipping. There are NO RETURNS OR REFUNDS on direct mail cards. Please provide a return address.

EXTRA CARD DETAILS
• All cards and envelopes are made from 100% post-consumer waste
• Card size is 6-1/4 inches X 4-1/2 inches (A6)
• Cards are packaged in clear plastic envelopes when not direct shipped
• Hand stamped with LL logo & web on back
• Each card comes with an envelope
• Designed and made in the Boulder, Colorado, USA

  • Order today to get by Sep 28-Oct 2
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $1.99
    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.
  • Ships from: Boulder, CO

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Reviews for this item

5.0

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(3 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
5.0 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
100% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Nancy Jul 1, 2026

Very nice well made and funny card for a fiftieth birthday. Very fast shipping!!

Nancy Jul 1, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Susan Oct 27, 2025

Perfect sentiment for turning 50! Love it!

Susan Oct 27, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Diana Nov 6, 2021

Nice quality, nice packaging, nice attention to details. Definitely will buy again from this seller. Bought a shipping upgrade too and card arrived exactly when promised.

Diana Nov 6, 2021

LouiseLauret
Michelle Bingham
LouiseLauret ·

Boulder, Colorado

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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22.6k sales
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9 years on Etsy
Michelle Bingham
1 shop member
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Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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