PDF Pattern: Suck My Dick and Choke On It Cross Stitch Pattern, Mature, Snarky, NSFW, Penis, Adult, Floral Wreath, Advanced Stitch

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This one is definitely my most scandalous design but damn is it my new favorite! Next time someone pisses you off show them your beautiful, huge cross stitched dick and tell them to suck it. Admit it...this is the prettiest penis you have ever seen.

This pattern contains the works, full cross stitches, fractional stitches, back stitching and french knots so I don't recommend it for beginners, but hey don't let me tell you how to live your life!

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Download Includes:
- Symbols only pattern (spread out to 6 sheets for easy reading)
- Symbols on color pattern (spread out to 6 sheets for easy reading)
- Symbols only, mobile ready (1 page)
- Symbols on color, mobile ready (1 page)
- Directions/Shopping List

Floss: DMC
Fabric: Aida 14-count or Evenweave 28-count
Number of colors: 25
Stitches: Full Cross Stitch, Fractional Stitch, Back Stitch, French Knots
Level: Advanced
Size: 140 x 140 (Fits a 10" frame)

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Cassi Medina

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5 out of 5 stars

The most fantastic pattern, easily downloadable. I can’t wait to create this, I will update as soon as I am finished.

Sophie Cullen Dec 3, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

This is an adorable cross-stitch pattern. Super easy directions to follow. I probably wouldn't use the shiny white thread that was recommended bc it was hard to deal with. Other than that, it's perfect for any Schitts Creek lover!

Steph Z. Oct 11, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Was hoping to be further along to post a better photo with the review, but alas. This pattern is awesome! I commissioned a tweak to one of Cassi's established patterns and she was receptive/fast about getting me a proof and finalizing the pattern. Excellent customer service! Very thorough pattern with instructions. As this is only my second cross-stitch project ever, it's been a real delight working on it and watching it come to life. Cassi's enclosed directions were super helpful! Will definitely buy from SassiStitchBoutique again! Thanks Cassi!

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