Finished card is 5.5" x 4.25" when folded, with a matching envelope

Gift wrapping and packaging

I package all cards and matching envelopes together in a brown paper flat bag. I do not wrap each card separately in a cello sleeve. This allows me to keep costs down and is better for the environment.

What are Processing and Shipping times?

Normally I package and ship orders within 24 hours, M-F. I use USPS for all my shipping. Orders with four or fewer cards ship WITHOUT accurate tracking. (First class mail, the same as using a postage stamp) If you upgrade your shipping, or order five or more cards, or one or more magnets, your order will ship with USPS Ground Advantage tracking.

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Funny Snarky Greeting Card Not enough coffee or middle fingers for today.

Name: Funny Snarky Greeting Card Not enough coffee or middle fingers for today.
Brand: Cottage960
SKU: 839044761
Price: 4.75 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.7 (15 reviews)

Low in stock, only 4 left

Price:$4.75

Cottage960

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Highlights

Designed by Cottage960
Materials: Paper, Sense of Humor, ink

Perfect greeting card to send to that special friend who appreciates a snarky laugh.

➽ Blank on the inside ready for you to personalize it.
4.25”x5.5” inches
Comes with matching envelope.
I design all my items, beginning with a fun vintage photo from my collection. Most vintage photos, due to the original analog technology, may be a bit blurry. Rarely are these photos a sharp crisp image. Any imperfection should be appreciated as an inherent characteristic of the original photograph. This adds to the overall fun and artistic intent of my product line.
➽ I normally ship within 24 hours Mon-Fri. However, I do travel out of town for markets and that can delay shipping. I will send you a message if you have ordered and I can’t ship right away to let you know the time frame. If you have any questions about shipping, feel free to message me before you order.
➽ Please note that if your order is 4 cards or less, it will be mailed via USPS First Class and will NOT come with a USPS tracking number (same is if it were mailed like a regular first-class letter). Since I print the labels through Etsy, there is a label ID, which will sometimes show tracking but only in your Etsy account. Please do not rely on this tracking as it isn’t the same as actual USPS tracking. It may show that the label has been created, or pre-transit, or say that it was delivered, this is simply an estimate.
➽ If your order is shipped FREE SHIPPING (First Class) I will not immediately refund or replace your order due to USPS delivery timeline.
➽ You may UPGRADE shipping in your cart to USPS Ground Advantage - this option DOES include a tracking number and typically (not guaranteed) delivers in 2-5 days from ship date.
As always FREE shipping when you make a purchase of $35 or more in my shop, it's automatic once you meet the $35 minimum.
Any combination of items, so start filling that cart up and stock up!
❤ Thanks for stopping by and having a look. If you have any questions, just message me!

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4.7

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Kate Jan 5, 2026

Not the greatest resolution on the photos , but funny as hell , non the less! Hard to find good funny cards anymore these days that for sure! Keep em coming!! So glad I found these!!

Kate Jan 5, 2026