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All Natural Arsenic Tshirts, Funny Science Shirts, Great Gift for a Chemistry Teacher, Chemist, Sarcastic Food Scientist, Geek or Nerd

Name: All Natural Arsenic Tshirts, Funny Science Shirts, Great Gift for a Chemistry Teacher, Chemist, Sarcastic Food Scientist, Geek or Nerd
Brand: ScienceAndSnark
SKU: 841024566
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (4 reviews)

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What to know

Materials

cotton, electrons, neutrons, protons

Made to Order

Yes

This funny science shirt trolls the "if it's all natural, then it has to be good for you" crowd. Be sure to point out that all natural, non-GMO, gluten free arsenic, is also dairy free, pesticide free, locally sourced and vegan friendly. Mix it with carbon, and it's totally organic, too!

Great for starting conversations - or fist fights - at parties, this humorous science t-shirt is the perfect gift for the sarcastic science lover.

ABOUT THE SHIRTS

This classic unisex jersey tee is made from soft, lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—with select colors featuring cotton-poly blends—and offers a retail fit ideal for both casual and semi-formal wear. It features a crew neckline, ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders, and dual side seams that help maintain its shape, while a tear-away label ensures comfort. Additionally, it’s manufactured sustainably by Bella+Canvas in humane facilities.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

👉 SHOP POLICIES

🪐 Returns, Exchanges, Refunds

Once delivered, we can't take returns or exchanges if you decide you don’t like the size or color. But, if the mailman has been playing football with your package or it arrived with the wrong design, we'll happily replace it or refund your cash. Just snap a pic so we can see the damage or oopsie.

🪐 Lost in the Mail

If the tracking on your package says it’s been delivered, but you haven’t actually received it, please wait another 2-3 business days to see if it makes an appearance. If not, reach out to your local post office to see if it is being held there for some reason. After this time, please send me a message and I will have my printer investigate it. If they find that the shipping carrier is at fault, you will receive a free replacement.

🪐 Cancellations

If you're having second thoughts and want to cancel your order, give us a holler within an hour of placing it, and we'll see if we can refund it. We can't guarantee it'll be possible since it's printed on demand, but we'll try our best!

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What buyers say

4.8 (4)

“Perfect shirt for 2025 vibes”

Arria

Jan 19, 2025

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Price:$22.95+

Shipping & return policies

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Aug 13-20
Returns & exchanges

Not accepted.
Ships from

Manchester, NH
Cost to Ship

$4.95 to United States, 43215
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