• May include: A digitally altered image of Jesus wearing a blue crown with pink accents and mistletoe in his mouth. He holds a broken Christmas cracker with text. The image is in grayscale with added color.
  • May include: A stack of three greeting cards featuring a black and white image of Jesus wearing a light blue crown with pink accents. Jesus is holding a Christmas cracker and a sprig of greenery in his mouth.
  • May include: A grayscale image of a religious figure wearing a crown and holding a broken bottle. The figure has a sprig of greenery in their mouth. The image has a humorous and irreverent theme.
  • May include: A grayscale image of a religious figure wearing a crown and holding a broken bottle. The figure has a sprig of greenery in their mouth and a heart with a crown on their chest.
  • May include: A black and white print of a religious figure wearing a crown and holding a cracker. The figure has a sprig of greenery in their mouth. The cracker is light blue and has a broken section.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a black and white image of Jesus wearing a crown and holding a blue cracker. The card is inside a white envelope. A sprig of greenery is in his mouth.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a black and white image of Jesus wearing a crown and holding a broken party cracker. The card is inside a cream-colored envelope. The image has a humorous and irreverent theme.
  • May include: Greeting card featuring a black and white image of Jesus wearing a crown and holding a cracker. The cracker has a frog graphic. A sprig of greenery is in his mouth.
  • May include: Four art prints featuring a vintage-style image of Jesus with a crown, sprig of greenery, and a painted object. The prints have a sepia tone with added blue and pink accents. The image is repeated on each print.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a black and white image of Jesus wearing a blue crown and holding a Christmas cracker. He has a sprig of greenery in his mouth. The card is open, revealing a blank interior.
  • May include: A digitally altered image of Jesus wearing a blue crown with pink accents and mistletoe in his mouth. He holds a broken Christmas cracker with text. The image is in grayscale with added color.
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  • May include: A stack of three greeting cards featuring a black and white image of Jesus wearing a light blue crown with pink accents. Jesus is holding a Christmas cracker and a sprig of greenery in his mouth.
  • May include: A grayscale image of a religious figure wearing a crown and holding a broken bottle. The figure has a sprig of greenery in their mouth. The image has a humorous and irreverent theme.
  • May include: A grayscale image of a religious figure wearing a crown and holding a broken bottle. The figure has a sprig of greenery in their mouth and a heart with a crown on their chest.
  • May include: A black and white print of a religious figure wearing a crown and holding a cracker. The figure has a sprig of greenery in their mouth. The cracker is light blue and has a broken section.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a black and white image of Jesus wearing a crown and holding a blue cracker. The card is inside a white envelope. A sprig of greenery is in his mouth.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a black and white image of Jesus wearing a crown and holding a broken party cracker. The card is inside a cream-colored envelope. The image has a humorous and irreverent theme.
  • May include: Greeting card featuring a black and white image of Jesus wearing a crown and holding a cracker. The cracker has a frog graphic. A sprig of greenery is in his mouth.
  • May include: Four art prints featuring a vintage-style image of Jesus with a crown, sprig of greenery, and a painted object. The prints have a sepia tone with added blue and pink accents. The image is repeated on each print.
  • May include: A greeting card featuring a black and white image of Jesus wearing a blue crown and holding a Christmas cracker. He has a sprig of greenery in his mouth. The card is open, revealing a blank interior.
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  • Materials: 240gsm cream recycled card, Pack of xmas cards, pack of 10 cards, 10 cream envelopes 120gsm, Original artwork, Altered Icon, Xmas Jesus, Sassy Luke, Inks
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Jesus & the Christmas Cracker.

These unique Jesus christmas cards are an alternative religious interpretation. This pack of 10 cards Jesus of the Sacred heart would be ideal for Christian's, Catholics, LGBTQ community amongst others.

Jesus stares out at us, a sprig on mistletoe draped from his mouth. Perched jauntily upon his head, a Christmas hat.
Perhaps he is alone this year as he appears to be pulling a cracker with himself!!!

This pack of 10 cards would be ideal for anyone with a sense of humour, for religious friends, for those with a love of the ridiculous and the sublime.

All my cards are printed individually by myself from my home.

☆ A pack of 10 cards with envelopes
☆ Each card is A6 size 105mm x 149mm when folded.
☆ Home printed on white recycled card 240gsm
☆ Supplied with 10 envelopes 120gsm
☆ Posted in suitably protective packaging
☆ Posted via Royal Mail 1st class/international standard class.
☆ Copyright Sassy Luke Artworks

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“Jesus clearly loves you, fo' sho'”

Scott

Nov 15, 2023

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    Nov 19-27
  • Cost to ship
    $31.77 to United States, 43215.

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5.0

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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Scott Nov 15, 2023

Jesus clearly loves you, fo' sho'

Scott Nov 15, 2023

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Julia Sep 25, 2021

These are superb. Exactly as described and good quality Thank you

Julia Sep 25, 2021

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May include: A digitally altered image of Jesus wearing a blue crown with pink accents and mistletoe in his mouth. He holds a broken Christmas cracker with text. The image is in grayscale with added color.

Jesus & the Christmas Cracker.

These unique Jesus christmas cards are an alternative religious interpretation. This pack of 10 cards Jesus of the Sacred heart would be ideal for Christian's, Catholics, LGBTQ community amongst others.

Jesus stares out at us, a sprig on mistletoe draped from his mouth. Perched jauntily upon his head, a Christmas hat.
Perhaps he is alone this year as he appears to be pulling a cracker with himself!!!

This pack of 10 cards would be ideal for anyone with a sense of humour, for religious friends, for those with a love of the ridiculous and the sublime.

All my cards are printed individually by myself from my home.

☆ A pack of 10 cards with envelopes
☆ Each card is A6 size 105mm x 149mm when folded.
☆ Home printed on white recycled card 240gsm
☆ Supplied with 10 envelopes 120gsm
☆ Posted in suitably protective packaging
☆ Posted via Royal Mail 1st class/international standard class.
☆ Copyright Sassy Luke Artworks

  • Materials
    240gsm cream recycled card, Pack of xmas cards, pack of 10 cards, 10 cream envelopes 120gsm, Original artwork, Altered Icon, Xmas Jesus, Sassy Luke, Inks

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 19-27
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    United Kingdom
  • Cost to ship
    $31.77 to United States, 43215

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sassyluke
Sassy Luke
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Brighton, United Kingdom

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