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Kayak King Demerit Badge - 1.5" Diameter Embroidered Patch

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  • Materials: patch, embroidery

Seller's description

Awards for the anti-achievers, degens, and misfits. Memorabilia for all your mistakes, mishaps, and mischiefs. A fun way to remember all those times you’d rather forget. Comical, cringy, and sometimes crude, there’s a Demerit Badge for every occasion.

Choose from three backing options!
• Peel & Stick Adhesive - Recommended! Easy to apply, no sewing required! Sticks to a variety of surfaces, including hard surfaces, synthetic textiles, and natural fabrics. Semi-permanent fixture*
• Hook-Fastener - Pre-applied hook-side ONLY. Perfect for existing hook-and-loop surfaces.
• Iron-On - Not suitable for all fabrics and surfaces. Not a permanent fixture and should always be paired with stitching the patch in place*

Patch measures 1.5" diameter

Quality embroidered patch with merrow edge

*Patchtown/Demerit Wear assumes no responsibility for damages incurred to garment. See infographic for instructions to apply.

Looking for a custom patch? Contact us for information, pricing, and minimums on custom orders!

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Price:$5.25+

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Shipping & return policies
  • Get it by
    Nov 7-13
  • Returns
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215.

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Etsy buyer Aug 13, 2026

The item arrived exactly as described!

Etsy buyer Aug 13, 2026

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Dian Aug 4, 2026

Patches are well made, as described and shipped quickly. Will likely order from this shop in the future.

Dian Aug 4, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Emily Mar 16, 2026

This was a well made patch, easy to apply to our item, great product.

Emily Mar 16, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Sarah Dec 29, 2025

Great patch - love the kayak design.

Sarah Dec 29, 2025

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Specifications

May include: A red and blue embroidered patch with a yellow kayak and two red paddles. The kayak has black markings.

Awards for the anti-achievers, degens, and misfits. Memorabilia for all your mistakes, mishaps, and mischiefs. A fun way to remember all those times you’d rather forget. Comical, cringy, and sometimes crude, there’s a Demerit Badge for every occasion.

Choose from three backing options!
• Peel & Stick Adhesive - Recommended! Easy to apply, no sewing required! Sticks to a variety of surfaces, including hard surfaces, synthetic textiles, and natural fabrics. Semi-permanent fixture*
• Hook-Fastener - Pre-applied hook-side ONLY. Perfect for existing hook-and-loop surfaces.
• Iron-On - Not suitable for all fabrics and surfaces. Not a permanent fixture and should always be paired with stitching the patch in place*

Patch measures 1.5" diameter

Quality embroidered patch with merrow edge

*Patchtown/Demerit Wear assumes no responsibility for damages incurred to garment. See infographic for instructions to apply.

Looking for a custom patch? Contact us for information, pricing, and minimums on custom orders!

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 7-13
  • Return policy
    Accepted within 30 days.
  • Ships from
    Columbia, TN
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215

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PatchtownPatches
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United States

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Listed on Oct 17, 2026