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Retro Thanksgiving Card | Funny | Irreverent | “Happy Thanksgiving, bitches!"
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Highlights
Reads:
“Happy Thanksgiving, bitches!"
Details:
• Single-fold greeting card
• Blank inside, for your own personal message
• A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches) printed on 100 lb cardstock
• Scored, folded, packaged in-house
• Includes 100% recycled kraft envelope and a plastic sleeve
• Ships in a durable, bend-free envelope
• Ships within 1-3 business days of ordering via USPS First Class Mail
Need a personalized version? Want to include a sentiment inside? Just message me!
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Order today to get by Sep 25-Oct 1
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Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
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Ships from: Waterford, WI
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Reviews for this item
I'm very happy with my purchases. Thank you!
Beautiful cards, fast shipping, thank you
Very well made. Cute and nice thick card stock.
My girlfriend adored this irreverent funny card in this cray cray year. Unique cards are nicely wrapped, swiftly shipped. So much better than the card shop or grocery store for the special people in your life. Will def be back.
Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.
Speedy replies Has a history of replying to messages quickly.
Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.
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