Funny Christmas Card | Vintage | “Fuck yeah! A kitty clock! May your holidays be filled with childlike wonder"
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Price:$5.50
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Reads:
“Fuck yeah! A kitty clock! May your holidays be filled with childlike wonder"
Details:
• Single-fold greeting card
• Blank inside, for your own personal message
• A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches) printed on 100 lb cardstock
• Scored, folded, packaged in-house
• Includes 100% recycled kraft envelope and a plastic sleeve
• Ships in a durable, bend-free protective mailer
• Usually ships within 1 business day of ordering
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Order today to get by Oct 29-Nov 3
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Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
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Ships from: Waterford, WI
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Reviews for this item
What buyers say, summarized by AI: Love it Looks great Fast shipping Great quality As described Perfect gift Well packaged
Love these cards! Perfect for my less sentimental friends!
These cards are great fun and not the run of the mill greeting cards you see in stores. Will definitely be using them again
Arrived in great condition and on time.
This is my third order. Love theses cards.
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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.
Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.
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