WHY SHOP WITH THE PRETTY LITTLE MESS?

Turn any occasion into a memorable celebration with our custom, occasion-ready labels! The Pretty Little Mess was established in 2020 and has over 150,000 gift-giving legends! From design to production to shipping, our team is dedicated to providing the best experience possible, to have you become a gift-giving legend yourself! We are always available to answer questions you may have about the ordering process or help you select the best label and size for your upcoming event.

HOW DO I KNOW WHAT LABEL SIZE AND HOW TO APPLY THE LABEL?

Bottles come in lots of different shapes and sizes, so selecting the right label can be difficult, but for the most part, our labels will fit almost all standard wine, champagne, and liquor bottles of all types and brands. We recommend using our label guide to help with your selection, which can be found in the listing photos of every listing. If you are still having trouble deciding, please reach out, we would be happy to help you! Please use the tips and tricks on the back of the thank you insert card that arrived with your package before you apply your label. We also have helpful application videos on our social media. Please Visit: @theprettylittlemessco

WHEN WILL MY ORDER SHIP?

Our current turnaround time is 1-2 business days. Although production times may vary depending on our current workload/holidays, or if you have requested a proof before printing, your order will not ship until the proof has been approved. To prevent any delays with your order, be sure to include all information that is requested, as missing information or questions can delay shipping. Orders are processed & shipped Monday – Friday. (Typically, Sunday – Thursday orders will ship the next day, Friday – Saturday orders will ship Monday – Please note we will not ship on all USPS holidays)

HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING USUALLY TAKE? HOW TO TRACK MY PACKAGE?

Estimated Shipping once the package has shipped: Standard Shipping: 3-10 Business Days (this option DOES NOT come with a USPS tracking number; it is only tracked in Etsy) The upgrade options below can be tracked by going to www.USPS.com and entering your tracking number provided by Etsy. First Class Ground Advantage: 3-6 Business Days Priority: 2-3 Business Days Priority Express: 1-2 Business Days If for some reason you don’t see your package within this time frame, please reach out to us for help!

CAN I SEE A PROOF BEFORE MY ORDER SHIPS?

We are happy to offer proofs to our customers, but only upon request and only for designs that include personalization. For any non-custom orders, the label will come exactly as shown in the listing photo so no proof should be needed. Please note the proofing process can delay production and adjust shipping times from what was originally noted at checkout.

IT IS PAST MY ESTIMATED DELIVERY DATE, WHAT DO I DO?

Unfortunately, from time to time these packages can encounter unexpected shipping delays out of our control due to USPS volume, weather, or other factors. Once the package is shipped, we don't have control over these delays and don't get notified when a package has been delayed, so please forgive me for not reaching out. If you still have not received your package and it is past the estimated USPS delivery date window given at checkout, please reach out to us and we can work with you on the best solution for your situation, whether that be a replacement or refund.

DO I NEED TO REMOVE THE EXISTING LABEL BEFORE APPLYING MY LABEL?

Removing the existing label is not required, but we recommend removing the existing label for the best application. Different colors and textures of existing bottle labels can affect the way the new label looks and will no longer be repositionable. We also have helpful removal videos on our social media and website we recommend viewing before applying your labels for the best application. Please Visit: @theprettylittlemessco

WHAT IF MY LABELS ARE WRINKLED/BUBBLED AFTER APPLICATION?

We provide tips and tricks for application with your order, along with label guides before purchasing. Most of the time wrinkles/bubbling occurs because the label is too large for the bottle type and/or was placed on the curve of the bottle. While our labels are water-resistant and durable, we recommend that you use care during the application process. The Pretty Little Mess is not responsible if your label wrinkles or bubbles during the application process, rips during the removal process, or if the adhesive is compromised once removed from its backing. We would however be willing to work with you on a solution and provide discounted replacements, please reach out to us as soon as possible.

MY ORDER SAYS DELIVERED BUT I NEVER RECEIVED IT, WHAT DO I DO?

Unfortunately, sometimes these packages do get scanned wrong or misdelivered. Usually, if it was scanned wrong, it does end up showing up over the next few days. If you still do not see the package within 1-2 business days after the delivery notification, please reach out to us directly and best solution for your situation. Thank you!

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Name: Shady Pines Retirement Home, Funny wine label, Golden Girls, Funny Retirement Gift, Quitter, Gift for her, Gift for him, Friend Retirement
Brand: theprettylittlemess
SKU: 895254183
Price: 6.00 USD
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Rating: 5.0 (5 reviews)

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Materials: designed from the heart, wine label, peel and stick label, made to order, waterproof, respositionable, removable, unique gift, gift box label, candle label, champagne label, gift bag label

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Cheers to the next chapter! Celebrate a well-earned retirement with a personalized wine label — the perfect way to toast their career and the adventures ahead. Dress up their favorite bottle of wine, champagne, whiskey, or beer for a thoughtful, festive retirement gift.

Perfect for coworkers, bosses, employees, friends, family, or teachers retiring!

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♥ ABOUT OUR LABELS ♥
High Quality Water-resistant Glossy Labels
Simple peel & stick application
Pre-cut to size for easy use

♥ AVAILABLE SIZES ♥
4"x5" Large Label: Best fit for 750ml Bordeaux Bottles
4"x4" Small Label: Best fit for 750ml Burgundy Bottles
4"x3" Champagne Label: Best fit for 750ml Champagne/Prosecco Bottles
2"x3" Mini Labels: Best fit for 187ml Mini Champagne Split
2"x2" Label: Best fit for 50ml bottles
3"x3" Label: Best fit for 375ml bottles

Tip: Measure your bottle to ensure proper size and avoid bubbles/wrinkling
Not all designs offer all sizes — contact us for help!

♥ HOW TO ORDER ♥
1. Select Number of Labels from dropdown
2. Select Size of labels
3. Add Personalization — enter sayings/details in personalization box or message us
4. Quantity: Leave at 1 (this is the order itself)

♥ SHIPPING & PRODUCTION ♥
Made to order — ships in 1-2 business days

Transit times:
US: 3-6 business days
International: 6-13 business days

Need it faster? Upgraded shipping available:
• Standard USPS (3-6 days) — no USPS tracking
• USPS First Class (3-6 days) — with USPS tracking
• USPS Priority (2-3 days) — with USPS tracking
• USPS Priority Express (1-2 days) — with USPS tracking

For custom or digital download options — message us!

IMPORTANT REMINDERS
Label only — bottles not included
Made to order — no exchanges or returns; all sales are final
Estimated arrival dates are not guaranteed — once shipped, USPS is responsible for delivery timelines

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Lauren Aug 25, 2024

Super cute, thank you so much.

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Paloma Nov 16, 2023

Great quality easy to apply to any bottle

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The lable was perfect and arrived right on time.

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