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Pilates Birthday Card (ww555) Funny Birthday Card - Funny Fitness Card - Pilates Card - Gin and Tonic - Gin Lover Card - Card for her

DandelionStationery  
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  • Designed by DandelionStationery
  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

  • Materials: 300gsm FSC Board, Flitter, FSC Board, Hand Finished, Kraft Envelope

A laugh-out-loud birthday card for gin (or pilates) lovers!

This humorous card features a playful illustration of a bear mid-stretch beside an oversized glass of gin and tonic. The witty caption reads: “An hour of Pilates will increase your flexibility, loosen stiff joints and restore vitality... If you’re short on time one large gin and tonic can often have the same effect.”

Perfect for friends, family, or anyone who appreciates a good giggle (and a good G&T!). A lighthearted and relatable birthday card that’s guaranteed to raise a smile.

Designed in a little studio in Derbyshire and printed locally on luxury card stock, the card is hand finished with subtle sparkles and comes with a luxury recycled kraft envelope. This card is blank inside for your own message.

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Key features;
Size: 114mm x 162mm
Printed onto luxury 300gsm FSC board
Hand finished with flitter

Key features;
Size: 114mm x 162mm
Printed onto luxury 300gsm FSC board
Recycled Kraft Envelope
Blank Inside

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  • Ships out within 1–3 business days
  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 14 days
  • Ships from: United Kingdom

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Marie Jun 14, 2026

Fun card!

Marie Jun 14, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Karen May 11, 2026

High quality item, as described, arrived quickly. Happy with my purchase

Karen May 11, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Claire Apr 22, 2026

Funny card, good quality and quick delivery

Claire Apr 22, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Sarah Apr 11, 2026

Love the card, good quality and delivery, thanks 😊

Sarah Apr 11, 2026

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DandelionStationery ·

Derby, United Kingdom

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