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Funny birthday card for your much older sister, unique gift ideas

DeadGoodDoodles  
5 out of 5 stars

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Highlights

  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

  • Materials: 5 x 7 inches

This funny birthday card carries a beautifully offensive message to your much, much, much, much older sister. Unique gift ideas for them.

NEED TO ADD A MESSAGE INSIDE AND SEND DIRECT TO THEM? No problem! (Select from the drop down menu at checkout and then add your message in the 'Add personalisation' dropdown box)

PRODUCT CODE: C269

PRODUCT DETAILS:

- Blank inside for your own message
- This card is 5 x 7 inches
- Printed on 280gsm cardstock
- Comes with a recycled kraft envelope

SHIPPING:

- Estimated delivery time for the UK is 2 - 4 business days
- Estimated delivery time for the EU is 5 - 7 business days
- Estimated delivery time for the USA and Rest of the World is 7 - 12 business days

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What buyers say, summarized by AI: Fast shipping Great quality As described Looks great

5.0

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(57 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
4.9 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
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Etsy buyer Oct 1, 2025

Great quality card, would use again :)

Etsy buyer Oct 1, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Alan Sep 2, 2025

Good card. Arrived well packed and quickly. Thanks!

Alan Sep 2, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Kirsty Jul 17, 2025

Great item, fast postage thanks!

Kirsty Jul 17, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Colleen Jun 29, 2025

Great item. Very quick delivery.

Colleen Jun 29, 2025

DeadGoodDoodles
Marti
DeadGoodDoodles ·

Hereford, United Kingdom

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