Allergic to bullshit but not to wine, funny wine label, quarantine gift, birthday gift, gift for her, gift for best friend, care package
Price:$5.00+
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Celebrate your special friendship with a personalized wine label made just for your bestie! Perfect for birthdays, “just because,” thank yous, or any occasion to say “cheers” to your best friend.
Perfect for:
Birthday gifts for best friends
Friendship celebrations
Just because gifts
Friendship anniversaries
✨ Thank you for shopping The Pretty Little Mess! ✨
♥ ABOUT OUR LABELS ♥
High Quality Water-resistant Glossy Labels
Simple peel & stick application
Pre-cut to size for easy use
♥ AVAILABLE SIZES ♥
4"x5" Large Label: Best fit for 750ml Bordeaux Bottles
4"x4" Small Label: Best fit for 750ml Burgundy Bottles
4"x3" Champagne Label: Best fit for 750ml Champagne/Prosecco Bottles
2"x3" Mini Labels: Best fit for 187ml Mini Champagne Split
2"x2" Label: Best fit for 50ml bottles
3"x3" Label: Best fit for 375ml bottles
Tip: Measure your bottle to ensure proper size and avoid bubbles/wrinkling
Not all designs offer all sizes — contact us for help!
♥ HOW TO ORDER ♥
1. Select Number of Labels from dropdown
2. Select Size of labels
3. Add Personalization — enter sayings/details in personalization box or message us
4. Quantity: Leave at 1 (this is the order itself)
♥ SHIPPING & PRODUCTION ♥
Made to order — ships in 1-2 business days
Transit times:
US: 3-6 business days
International: 6-13 business days
Need it faster? Upgraded shipping available:
• Standard USPS (3-6 days) — no USPS tracking
• USPS First Class (3-6 days) — with USPS tracking
• USPS Priority (2-3 days) — with USPS tracking
• USPS Priority Express (1-2 days) — with USPS tracking
For custom or digital download options — message us!
IMPORTANT REMINDERS
Label only — bottles not included
Made to order — no exchanges or returns; all sales are final
Estimated arrival dates are not guaranteed — once shipped, USPS is responsible for delivery timelines
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Order today to get by Sep 30-Oct 5
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Returns & exchanges not accepted
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
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Ships from: Tempe, AZ
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