• May include: Four white kitchen towels with black text and a black silhouette of a man's face. The text on the towels reads: "I am both shocked and impressed", "What does burning smell like?", "I have asked you thrice now for a towel - David Rose", and "If you say "fold in the cheese" one more time..."
  • May include: Four white tea towels with black text. The first towel says "INTO THE WINE not the label". The second towel says "WARMEST REGARDS". The third towel says "Best Wishes". The fourth towel says "ROSE APOTHECARY" with a small rose graphic and the text "HANDCRAFTED WITH CARE".
  • May include: Four white tea towels with black text and illustrations. The first towel says "Nom Nom For Us, David". The second towel has a black illustration of a woman with long hair and the text "Ew, David". The third towel has a black illustration of a woman with sunglasses and the text "You Just... Fold It In". The fourth towel says "Gossip Is The Devil's Telephone. Best Hang That Up".
  • May include: A white kitchen towel with black text that reads "I have asked you thrice now for a towel - David Rose" and a black silhouette of a man's face with the text "I am both shocked and impressed".
  • May include: White kitchen towel with black cursive text that reads "Best Wishes".
  • May include: White kitchen towel with black text that reads "Warmest Regards".
  • May include: White kitchen towel with black text that reads "Into the wine not the label".
  • May include: A white kitchen towel with a black silhouette of a man's face and the text "I am both shocked and impressed".
  • May include: White cotton tea towel with black text that reads "ROSE APOTHECARY" and a black line drawing of a rose. The text "HANDCRAFTED WITH CARE" is also printed in black.
  • May include: Four white kitchen towels with black text and a black silhouette of a man's face. The text on the towels reads: "I am both shocked and impressed", "What does burning smell like?", "I have asked you thrice now for a towel - David Rose", and "If you say "fold in the cheese" one more time..."
  • May include: Four white tea towels with black text. The first towel says "INTO THE WINE not the label". The second towel says "WARMEST REGARDS". The third towel says "Best Wishes". The fourth towel says "ROSE APOTHECARY" with a small rose graphic and the text "HANDCRAFTED WITH CARE".
  • May include: Four white tea towels with black text and illustrations. The first towel says "Nom Nom For Us, David". The second towel has a black illustration of a woman with long hair and the text "Ew, David". The third towel has a black illustration of a woman with sunglasses and the text "You Just... Fold It In". The fourth towel says "Gossip Is The Devil's Telephone. Best Hang That Up".
  • May include: A white kitchen towel with black text that reads "I have asked you thrice now for a towel - David Rose" and a black silhouette of a man's face with the text "I am both shocked and impressed".
  • May include: White kitchen towel with black cursive text that reads "Best Wishes".
  • May include: White kitchen towel with black text that reads "Warmest Regards".
  • May include: White kitchen towel with black text that reads "Into the wine not the label".
  • May include: A white kitchen towel with a black silhouette of a man's face and the text "I am both shocked and impressed".
  • May include: White cotton tea towel with black text that reads "ROSE APOTHECARY" and a black line drawing of a rose. The text "HANDCRAFTED WITH CARE" is also printed in black.
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Schitt’s Creek Kitchen Dish Towels

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No matter how bad it gets in the kitchen, at least it won’t be as big of a disaster as when David and Moira tried to cook dinner that one time.

Also, who can’t relate to David when he asked thrice for a towel and no one got it yet?
Wine quotes and sad farewell messages included.

I hope you are both shocked and impressed by these wonderful towels.

Don’t forget to pay tribute to David’s store, Rose Apothecary!

Only true fans of Schitt’s Creek can hear Alexis’ voice when we read “Ew David”. Fact is, no one can say it quite as well as she does.


* 11 different designs to choose from!
* Choose 1 white dish towel
* Image and lettering done in black vinyl
* Machine washable

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“Ordered this to go with another one so they can both hang on our stove handle. They look great, and make me laugh when I see them.”

Megan

Nov 28, 2025

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4.9

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Megan Nov 28, 2025

Ordered this to go with another one so they can both hang on our stove handle. They look great, and make me laugh when I see them.

Megan Nov 28, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Megan Nov 28, 2025

Fun gift for my husband!

Megan Nov 28, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Nov 9, 2025

So fun! My friend loves it!

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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Nov 9, 2025

This was cute and super fun!

Etsy buyer Nov 9, 2025

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May include: Four white kitchen towels with black text and a black silhouette of a man's face. The text on the towels reads: "I am both shocked and impressed", "What does burning smell like?", "I have asked you thrice now for a towel - David Rose", and "If you say "fold in the cheese" one more time..."

No matter how bad it gets in the kitchen, at least it won’t be as big of a disaster as when David and Moira tried to cook dinner that one time.

Also, who can’t relate to David when he asked thrice for a towel and no one got it yet?
Wine quotes and sad farewell messages included.

I hope you are both shocked and impressed by these wonderful towels.

Don’t forget to pay tribute to David’s store, Rose Apothecary!

Only true fans of Schitt’s Creek can hear Alexis’ voice when we read “Ew David”. Fact is, no one can say it quite as well as she does.


* 11 different designs to choose from!
* Choose 1 white dish towel
* Image and lettering done in black vinyl
* Machine washable

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    Oct 28-Nov 13
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    Valencia, CA
  • Cost to ship
    $6.05 to United States, 43215

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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Valencia, California

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