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If you're going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard: funny cross-stitch pattern

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If you're going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard: funny cross-stitch pattern
Dimensions (18-count aida): 4.4 x 7.8 inches
Thread requirement: 9 DMC colors

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Easy to follow pattern! Excited to see the finished product.

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If you're going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard: funny cross-stitch pattern

Lauren Jan 24, 2019

Success! Great pattern.

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If you're going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard: funny cross-stitch pattern

Stefanie Boros Mar 16, 2017

so funny ! I have it hanging in my house.

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If you're going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard: funny cross-stitch pattern

Erin Koehler Oct 1, 2015

Super Fast! Thanks!

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