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You Are Here Now Fuck Off Funny Doormat Weird Home Decor Rude Offensive Gifts Unique Housewarming Present Dark Humour Weird Welcome Mat

BadnessShop  

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  • Materials: Coir, PVC
  • Dimensions: Width: 70 Centimeters; Length: 40 Centimeters
  • Made to order

Seller's description

Each funny doormat is hand-painted to order, and will be painted and dispatched within 3 working days. Made from durable coir with a sturdy PVC non-slip rubber backing, it’ll stay put.

To see our full doormat range click here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BadnessShop?ref=dashboard-header§ion_id=34442270 or for the rest of our Etsy shop click here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BadnessShop

SHIPPING: We dispatch all our doormat orders within 3 business days. You should receive an email from Etsy to say that your order is on its way. Links to the tracking info for your custom doormat order will also be included with this.

CUSTOM REQUESTS: Have a cheeky idea for a doormat? A favourite saying, inside joke, or a stylish monogram? We love creating custom mats that show off your personality – whether it’s witty, sarcastic, or simply unique. Send us a message and we’ll help you design the perfect mat for your doorway.

QUESTIONS?: Just drop us a message if you need to know anything more and we'll do our best to answer you as quickly as we can.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS: to keep your mat looking its best, place it in a dry, sheltered spot. When it needs a clean, simply give it a good shake to remove dirt and dust. As our mats are made from natural coir, slight variations in colour and texture are perfectly normal—each one has its own unique character.

Thanks,
Badness
xxx

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“Fast postage and excellent item.”

shannon

Aug 22, 2023

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NowPrice:$38.12

Original Price: $48.88

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5.0

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(3 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
5.0 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

shannon Aug 22, 2023

Fast postage and excellent item.

shannon Aug 22, 2023

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Karrie Sep 5, 2021

Excellent quality and has made all my visitors laugh!!

Karrie Sep 5, 2021

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Anoushka Aug 21, 2023

Anoushka Aug 21, 2023

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You Are Here Now Fuck Off Funny Doormat Weird Home Decor Rude Offensive Gifts Unique Housewarming Present Dark Humour Weird Welcome Mat

Each funny doormat is hand-painted to order, and will be painted and dispatched within 3 working days. Made from durable coir with a sturdy PVC non-slip rubber backing, it’ll stay put.

To see our full doormat range click here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BadnessShop?ref=dashboard-header§ion_id=34442270 or for the rest of our Etsy shop click here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BadnessShop

SHIPPING: We dispatch all our doormat orders within 3 business days. You should receive an email from Etsy to say that your order is on its way. Links to the tracking info for your custom doormat order will also be included with this.

CUSTOM REQUESTS: Have a cheeky idea for a doormat? A favourite saying, inside joke, or a stylish monogram? We love creating custom mats that show off your personality – whether it’s witty, sarcastic, or simply unique. Send us a message and we’ll help you design the perfect mat for your doorway.

QUESTIONS?: Just drop us a message if you need to know anything more and we'll do our best to answer you as quickly as we can.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS: to keep your mat looking its best, place it in a dry, sheltered spot. When it needs a clean, simply give it a good shake to remove dirt and dust. As our mats are made from natural coir, slight variations in colour and texture are perfectly normal—each one has its own unique character.

Thanks,
Badness
xxx

Manufacturer(s):

We are the manufacturer, our responsible person is Rinkit, their address is Corn Exchange, Baffins Lane, Chichester, PO19 1BF, UK. Their email address is sales [!at] rinkit.com

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  • Materials
    Coir, pvc
  • Width
    70 Centimeters
  • Length
    40 Centimeters

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    United Kingdom
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BadnessShop
BadnessShop ·

Sunderland, United Kingdom

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