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Each funny doormat is hand-painted to order, and will be painted and dispatched within 3 working days. Made from durable coir with a sturdy PVC non-slip rubber backing, it’ll stay put.
To see our full doormat range click here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BadnessShop?ref=dashboard-header§ion_id=34442270 or for the rest of our Etsy shop click here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BadnessShop
SHIPPING: We dispatch all our doormat orders within 3 business days. You should receive an email from Etsy to say that your order is on its way. Links to the tracking info for your custom doormat order will also be included with this.
CUSTOM REQUESTS: Have a cheeky idea for a doormat? A favourite saying, inside joke, or a stylish monogram? We love creating custom mats that show off your personality – whether it’s witty, sarcastic, or simply unique. Send us a message and we’ll help you design the perfect mat for your doorway.
QUESTIONS?: Just drop us a message if you need to know anything more and we'll do our best to answer you as quickly as we can.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS: to keep your mat looking its best, place it in a dry, sheltered spot. When it needs a clean, simply give it a good shake to remove dirt and dust. As our mats are made from natural coir, slight variations in colour and texture are perfectly normal—each one has its own unique character.
Thanks,
Badness
xxx
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“Fast postage and excellent item.”
shannon
Aug 22, 2023
NowPrice:$38.12
Original Price: $48.88
22% off
Sale ends in 23:02:58
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Reviews for this item
Fast postage and excellent item.
Excellent quality and has made all my visitors laugh!!
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Each funny doormat is hand-painted to order, and will be painted and dispatched within 3 working days. Made from durable coir with a sturdy PVC non-slip rubber backing, it’ll stay put.
To see our full doormat range click here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BadnessShop?ref=dashboard-header§ion_id=34442270 or for the rest of our Etsy shop click here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BadnessShop
SHIPPING: We dispatch all our doormat orders within 3 business days. You should receive an email from Etsy to say that your order is on its way. Links to the tracking info for your custom doormat order will also be included with this.
CUSTOM REQUESTS: Have a cheeky idea for a doormat? A favourite saying, inside joke, or a stylish monogram? We love creating custom mats that show off your personality – whether it’s witty, sarcastic, or simply unique. Send us a message and we’ll help you design the perfect mat for your doorway.
QUESTIONS?: Just drop us a message if you need to know anything more and we'll do our best to answer you as quickly as we can.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS: to keep your mat looking its best, place it in a dry, sheltered spot. When it needs a clean, simply give it a good shake to remove dirt and dust. As our mats are made from natural coir, slight variations in colour and texture are perfectly normal—each one has its own unique character.
Thanks,
Badness
xxx
Manufacturer(s):
We are the manufacturer, our responsible person is Rinkit, their address is Corn Exchange, Baffins Lane, Chichester, PO19 1BF, UK. Their email address is sales [!at] rinkit.com
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MaterialsCoir, pvc
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Width70 Centimeters
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Length40 Centimeters
Delivery details and policies
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Returns and exchangesAccepted within 14 days.
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Ships fromUnited Kingdom
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