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Plot Thickens Card - Gardener Card - Funny Gardening Card - Dad Joke Card - Grandad Card

Name: Plot Thickens Card - Gardener Card - Funny Gardening Card - Dad Joke Card - Grandad Card
Brand: BewilderbeestShop
SKU: 1045156460
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (11857 reviews)

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Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
Materials: sustainable card, ivory hammered card stock, 300gsm thick sustainable card, brown kraft envelope

Looking for a card for a keen gardener? They'll think you've lost the plot with this one!

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-Blank inside, ready for your best jokes!
-Printed on thick, luxury card stock (300gsm FSC approved sustainably sourced card)
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-Size: 5 x 7 inches
-Designed by us, printed, packed and dispatched from the UK

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