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Sissy Chocolate Bar: Funny Joke Gift
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Sissy chocolate bar
Get ready for a chocolate experience unlike any other with this Chocolate Bar Gift! This unique chocolate gift is the perfect choice for anyone who loves to indulge in sweet treats. With a range of delicious flavours to choose from and a unique design that is sure to impress, this 100-130g bar makes an excellent gift.. it also looks fab when added to a gift hamper!
All our designed are printed on premium photo glossy paper.
All our bars are sent 2nd class Royal Mail, please order in plenty of time for your occasion as we cannot guarantee delivery times.
Allergen Information:
Galaxy Chocolate:
INGREDIENTS: SUGAR, SKIMMED MILK POWDER, COCOA BUTTER, COCOA MASS, MILK FAT, PALM FAT, LACTOSE, WHEY PERMEATE (FROM MILK), EMULSIFIER (SOYA LECITHIN), VANILLA EXTRACT. MILK CHOCOLATE CONTAINS MILK SOLIDS 14% MINIMUM AND COCOA SOLIDS 25% MINIMUM
Galaxy Caramel:
INGREDIENTS: SUGAR, GLUCOSE SYRUP, SKIMMED MILK POWDER, COCOA BUTTER, MILK FAT, COCOA MASS, PALM FAT, LACTOSE, WHEY PERMEATE (FROM MILK), EMULSIFIER (SOYA LECITHIN), SALT, VANILLA EXTRACT. (MAY CONTAIN: ALMOND, HAZELNUT, PEANUT, WHEAT). MILK CHOCOLATE CONTAINS MILK SOLIDS 14% MINIMUM.
MAY CONTAIN: ALMOND, HAZELNUT, PEANUT, WHEAT.
Malteasers:
INGREDIENTS: SUGAR, COCOA BUTTER, SKIMMED MILK POWDER, COCOA MASS, GLUCOSE SYRUP, PALM FAT, BARLEY MALT EXTRACT, MILK FAT, LACTOSE, WHEY PERMEATE (FROM MILK), EMULSIFIER (SOYA LECITHIN), WHEAT FLOUR, RAISING AGENTS (CALCIUM PHOSPHATES, SODIUM CARBONATES, POTASSIUM CARBONATES), WHEAT GLUTEN, WHEY POWDER (FROM MILK), SALT, VANILLA EXTRACT,
MILK CHOCOLATE CONTAINS MILK SOLIDS 14% MINIMUM AND COCOA SOLIDS 25% MINIMUM,
MILK CHOCOLATE CONTAINS VEGETABLE FATS IN ADDITION TO COCOA BUTTER.
Dairy Milk:
MILK**, sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, vegetable fats (palm, shea), emulsifiers (E442, E476), flavourings.
MAY CONTAIN NUTS, WHEAT.
**The equivalent of 426ml of fresh liquid milk in every 227g of milk chocolate
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