Embroidered Anti Social Club Crewneck

For the ones who RSVP “maybe” and mean “never.” This is your uniform.

Stitched in layered shades of pink and white, this embroidery spells out exactly what you’ve been politely avoiding saying in the group chat. The heavyweight crewneck underneath is soft enough for staying home and strong enough to survive laundry day without losing its charm.

Each piece is stitched slow and small-batch in Iowa, giving it boutique detail you won’t find in mass-produced sweatshirts. No shortcuts, no vinyl, just real thread and real time.

✨ Ombre embroidery in blush + berry tones

✨ Premium heavyweight crewneck, unisex fit S–3X

✨ Cozy, durable, stitched with unregulated charm


Want your own twist? Swap in your club of choice (Moms, Wives, Dads, whatever feels true) or change the colors to match your mood. Just send me an email at hello [!at] charmingthing.com and we’ll stitch it your way.

Shipping & Returns
Shipping:

Every order is made to order - please allow up to 5 days for production (though I will often ship sooner).
Once shipped, delivery takes 3-5 business days via USPS or FedEx.
Tracking Info will be emailed to you as soon as your order is on its way.
Flat rate 5.50 U.S. Shipping, or Free Shipping on orders $200+
Returns & Exchanges:

Returns accepted with 7 days of delivery.
Item must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition.
Refunds are processed back to your original payment method once the return is received.
Custom Orders are final sale - no returns or exchanges can be made.
FAQ?

Who pays return shipping? - Customers cover return shipping unless the item was defective/damaged.

How long do refunds take? Typically within 5-7 business days after we receive your return.

Can I exchange instead of return? Yes, if the size/color you want is in stock.