DISCOUNTED Creepy Department Store Santa Funny Christmas Card – Retro Humor Holiday Greeting

DISCOUNTED due to slight lines from printing machine. See last photo. There are three lines going across left to right.

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Bring on the dark humor with this hilarious retro-style Christmas card featuring a truly unsettling department store Santa and two terrified kids. Perfect for those who love vintage kitsch with a twisted holiday twist. Inside message reads:
“Looking back, those department store Santas were terrifying. Half drunk, half perv, and all nightmare. Hope your Christmas is merry, not scary!”
Ideal for friends with a wicked sense of humor or anyone who appreciates the cringe of old-school Christmas photos. Free gift of envelope sticker included!



Details:
designed by PaisleyPrints67
271 gsm 16 pt card stock
Fold: Folded
Size: 4.6" x 7.2"
Trim: Standard
Backside: Color
Foil Color: None
Paper Stock: Premium Glossy
Orientation: vertical (up and down)
white envelope included
inside message

Perfect for friends, family, or colleagues—let them know how much they mean to you! Thank you for looking!

AI assisted, artist finished design hand refined in Procreate.