JavaScript Framework Fatigue I Learn One Every 47 Minutes

By the time you finish reading this description, a new JavaScript framework will have been released. And another one will have been deprecated. You started learning React in 2015. The tutorial was outdated before you finished it. You have 47 repos across 47 frameworks. You have finished zero projects. Your node_modules folder contains more data than the Library of Congress.\n\nThis shirt is for every frontend developer trapped on the endless treadmill of JavaScript framework churn. React, Vue, Svelte, Solid, Qwik, Astro, Next, Nuxt, Remix — you have tried them all. You have shipped none of them. You are not a developer. You are a framework tourist. And you are very, very tired.\n\nDesign features a JavaScript framework timeline from 2015 to 2026, a project graveyard of abandoned repos, and a live ticker showing today's hot framework (deprecated 47 seconds later). Neon cyberpunk theme on dark background.\n\nUnisex Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000). DTG printed. Wear it while running npm install on yet another starter template. This time it will be different. (It will not be different.)