DoodleJots

United Kingdom

2.9k
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (473)
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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (473)
2.9k
sales
2 years
on Etsy
2.9k
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (473)
2 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (473)
2.9k
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May include: A square greeting card featuring a fluffy Highland cow wearing a red tartan kilt and sporran, dancing amidst musical notes. The text reads: Dance like a coo at a ceilidh... ...it's yer birthday! A wooden pencil lies nearby.

Funny Scottish Birthday Card – Dance Like a Coo at a Ceilidh – Highland Cow Birthday Card – Quirky Animal Card with Scottish Humour

$7.69

3 people have this in their cart
May include: A square greeting card featuring an illustration of an elderly couple walking a tortoise on a leash in a park. The text reads: Don't let him pull... ...he has to learn to walk at our pace! The card is white with a colorful cartoon scene.

Funny Old Age Birthday Card – Humorous Card for Him or Her – Elderly Couple Walking Tortoise – Senior Birthday Card – for Husband or Wife

$7.69

12 people have this in their cart
May include: Watercolor illustration of a Christmas card with the text "Nadelik Lowen!" A smiling man in a Santa hat and yellow coat holds a mug. A boat with Christmas lights sails on the water, and a seagull wears a Santa hat.

Cornish Christmas Card – “Nadelik Lowen!” – Funny Coastal Xmas Card with Fisherman & Seagull – Regional Festive Card from Cornwall

$7.69

May include: A birthday card featuring a cartoon illustration of a window cleaner. The image shows a man cleaning a window with the text "Hope your birthday's CRYSTAL clear... and STREAK free!" The card is on a brown envelope with a pencil.

Funny Window Cleaner Birthday Card – Crystal Clear Streak-Free Pun – Quirky Birthday Card for Him – Cleaner Themed Card

$7.69

May include: A square greeting card with the text HAPPY RETIREMENT, With her final day at work completed, and She sadly and slowly sauntered out of the door. The illustration shows a person in a white dress running out of a doorway.

Retirement card for her - Funny retirement card for women - Fun retirement card for coworkers - Humorous retirement card for friends

$7.69

14 people have this in their cart
May include: A humorous greeting card with a cartoon illustration of three bar staff. The card reads "92% of bar staff agree the taps only need changing during peak hours." The card features a pencil.

Funny Bar Staff Card – 92% Say Taps Only Run Out at Peak Hours – Pub Worker Birthday Card

$7.69

May include: A square greeting card featuring a watercolor illustration of a firefighter jumping for joy in front of a fire station. The text reads HAPPY RETIREMENT and With his final day at work completed... he sadly and slowly sauntered out of the door.

Firefighter Retirement Card – Funny Fireman Retirement – Fire Service Leaving Card – Fire Station Retirement

$7.69

11 people have this in their cart
May include: A Christmas-themed greeting card with a cartoon carpenter holding a wooden Christmas tree and a saw. The card features the text "WOOD you believe it's Christmas again? Have a tree-mendous one!" and a pencil.

Funny Woodworker Christmas Card – Tree-Mendous Pun – Wood You Believe It – Carpenter Xmas Card – chippy holiday card

$7.69

May include: A Christmas card with a cartoon illustration of a man in a workshop holding a wrench. The text reads "I HAVE TOO MANY TOOLS...said no man ever!" and "HAPPY CHRISTMAS". The man wears a Santa hat and a festive sweater.

Funny DIY Christmas Card for Him – Husband Tools shed Xmas Card – Christmas Gift for Handyman – Workshop Pun Card

$7.69

11 people have this in their cart
May include: A birthday greeting card featuring a cartoon illustration of a person using a metal detector on a beach. The text reads "I detect a birthday! Hope it's a treasure!" The card is on a brown envelope with a pencil.

Funny Metal Detecting Birthday Card – Detectorist Gift Card – Beach Treasure Hunter Birthday – Hobby Card for Him

$7.69

5 people have this in their cart
Penblwydd Hapus, Butt! – Funny Welsh Birthday Card – Big Love from Wales-regional gift

Penblwydd Hapus, Butt! – Funny Welsh Birthday Card – Big Love from Wales-regional gift

$7.69

May include: Greeting card with a cartoon illustration of a smiling person holding a coffee cup with a cross design. The card has the text "Penn-bloodh lowen!" and "May your day be bright and blessed." A pencil rests on the card.

Penn-bloodh Lowen Birthday Card – Cornish Happy Birthday – Christian Cornwall Card - regional card

$7.69

May include: A square greeting card featuring a cartoon illustration of a person in striped pajamas holding a large wine glass. The text reads: SHE FINALLY FOUND... A GLASS TO SUIT HER NEEDS! and HAPPY BIRTHDAY. The design is set against a white background.

Funny Wine Birthday Card for Her – She Finally Found a Glass – Humorous Birthday Card for Women – Girls Night Birthday Card - wine lover

$7.69

5 people have this in their cart
May include: A square greeting card featuring a cartoon illustration of a person in a workshop with the text I HAVE TOO MANY TOOLS... ...said no man ever! and HAPPY BIRTHDAY. The character wears blue overalls and brown boots, surrounded by various metal tools.

Funny Tool-Themed Birthday Card for Him – Said No Man Ever – DIY Handyman Card – Humorous Birthday Card for Dad, Husband, or Tool Lover

$7.69

13 people have this in their cart
May include: A birthday card with a cartoon illustration of a potter at a pottery wheel. The card reads "CLAYMAZING" and "You're kiln it on your birthday." A pencil rests on the corner of the card.

Funny Pottery Birthday Card – Claymazing! You’re Kiln It – Ceramics Humour Card – Pottery Lover Birthday

$7.69

May include: A Christmas card with a watercolor illustration of a smiling elf wearing a red hat and green sweater, holding a basket of cookies. The text "Nadolig Llawen and a big festive cwtch!" is written on the card.

Funny Welsh Christmas Card – Nadolig Llawen and a Festive Cwtch – Cute Bilingual Xmas Card – Wales Holiday Card – Regional Christmas Card

$5.87

May include: A humorous birthday card featuring a cartoon of a man driving a green tractor. The card reads "Another year older... but still ploughing ahead!"

Funny Farmer Birthday Card – Tractor Pun Birthday Card for Him – Humorous Rural Greeting – Another Year Older Still Ploughing Ahead

$7.69

May include: Birthday greeting card with a white border, featuring a cityscape illustration in black and gold. A smartphone displays a man in a suit, with the text "Birthday Wishes" and "Your Age Is Gaining Interest!" A pen and floral accents complete the design.

Funny Financial Birthday Card – Your Age Is Gaining Interest – Luxury Cityscape Card for Banker, Investor, or Businessman – Modern Card

$7.69

May include: A birthday card featuring a cartoon bishop chess piece holding a glass of red wine and a golden staff. The card reads "Bishop please, it's your birthday" in colorful text. Chess pieces are on a checkered board.

Funny Chess Birthday Card – Bishop Please It’s Your Birthday – Cartoon Bishop with Wine – Humorous Square Card by Doodle Jots

$7.69

Funny Singing Birthday Card – Music Lover Birthday Card – Choir Singer Card – Funny Music Birthday

Funny Singing Birthday Card – Music Lover Birthday Card – Choir Singer Card – Funny Music Birthday

$7.69

6 people have this in their cart
May include: A humorous greeting card featuring a cartoon golfer swinging a club with a determined expression. The card reads "Remember you're never too old to go clubbing".

Golfing Birthday Card For Him, Sport Birthday Card, Golf Themed Birthday Card, Cheeky Golf Birthday, golf gift for him, funny golf greeting

$7.69

May include: A square greeting card featuring a watercolor illustration of a police officer in a high-visibility jacket running out of a police station. The text reads HAPPY RETIREMENT and With her final day at work completed... she sadly and slowly sauntered out of the door.

Funny Police Retirement Card – Police Officer Retirement Card – Funny Cop Retirement Card – Police Job Retirement

$7.69

3 people have this in their cart
May include: A birthday card featuring a smiling man holding a large glass of red wine. The text at the top reads, "He FINALLY found a GLASS to suit his NEEDS!" and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" at the bottom.

Glass Of Wine Birthday Card, Male Birthday Card, Humourous Birthday Card

$7.69

3 people have this in their cart
May include: A birthday card with a cartoon illustration of a cyclist on a pink bicycle, with the text "PEDAL POWER" and "Slowing down traffic since FOREVER!" The card also says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY". The card has a pink and black border.

Funny Female Cyclist Birthday Card – Pedal Power Slowing Down Traffic Since Forever – Humorous Bike Birthday Card for Her – Cycling Card

$7.69

May include: A square greeting card featuring the text HAPPY RETIREMENT at the top and a cartoon of a medical professional in blue scrubs and a stethoscope running out of a hospital entrance, with the text With his final day at work completed... he sadly and slowly sauntered out of the door at the bottom.

Nurse Retirement Card – Funny Doctor Retirement - Funny NHS Retirement Card – Happy Retirement doctor – Hospital Worker Leaving Card

$7.69

May include: A pink and blue birthday card with a cartoon illustration of a girl playing video games. The card reads "Game in Progress! Do not disturb... unless you're delivering snacks! Happy Birthday Player One."

Funny Gamer Birthday Card for Her – Teen Girl, girl Gamer, Wife, Daughter, Video Game Gift - Online Gamer- For Video Game Lovers

$7.69

May include: A humorous birthday card featuring an illustration of a person asleep on an exercise bike. The text reads "THE BIRTHDAY GIRL spent an hour on her new exercise bike... tomorrow she'd try PEDALLING!" The card has a pink polka dot border.

Funny Female Birthday Card – Exercise Bike Joke – fun fitness birthday card – Lazy Fitness Card for her - cardio humour

$7.69

May include: Greeting card with the text "CONGRATULATIONS!" and a cartoon of a man playing a guitar. The text reads "You've officially hit 'classic rock' age... timeless, iconic, and occasionally needing a tune-up."

Classic Rock Age Birthday Card – Funny Milestone or Retirement – Guitar Player

$7.69

May include: A watercolor illustration on a greeting card featuring a jolly man with a white beard, holding a dark beverage, and sitting by a fireplace. The card reads "Blithe Yule" and "May warmth and wonder fill thy hearth and heart."

Blithe Yule Christmas Card – Victorian Style Funny Xmas Card – Hearth and Heart Holiday Greeting – Cosy Fireside Card – Regional Christmas

$5.87

May include: A Christmas card with the text "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" and a cartoon illustration of two people exchanging a gift. The card also includes the text "Thanks for not firing me this year. Let's keep that streak going into 2026!"

Funny Boss Christmas Card – Xmas Manager Work Humour – Office Christmas Pun – Cheeky Greeting Card - supervisor holiday card

$5.87

May include: A birthday card with a cartoon illustration of a rugby scrum. The card features the word "RUGBY" at the top and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" at the bottom. The image shows a group of angry rugby players. The text reads, "One of the few sports where it would be safer to be the BALL!"

Funny Rugby Birthday Card – Safer to Be the Ball – Humorous Sports Card for Him – Rugby Fan Birthday Card – for Rugby Player or Supporter

$7.69

May include: Greeting card with a cartoon illustration of a construction worker on scaffolding. The text reads "SOLID FRAME. FIRM FOOTING. A FEW LOOSE BOARDS. AND THE SCAFFOLDING ISN'T BAD EITHER." The card has a white border with blue and orange accents.

Funny Builder Birthday Card – Scaffolder Birthday Card – Construction Worker Card – Tradesman Birthday

$7.69

3 people have this in their cart
Funny Builder Birthday Card – Bricklayer Birthday Card – Construction Worker Humour Card

Funny Builder Birthday Card – Bricklayer Birthday Card – Construction Worker Humour Card

$7.69

May include: Greeting card with a cartoon illustration of a smiling elderly woman in a pink outfit and a large hat. The card has the text "A wise woman once said: FUCK THIS SHIT! And she lived happily ever after."

Funny Empowerment Card for Her – A Wise Woman Once Said Fk This Sh*t – Happily Ever After Card – Rude Feminist Birthday or Retirement Card**

$7.69

May include: A square greeting card featuring a cartoon illustration of a bearded man in a red tartan kilt and black jacket holding a wooden staff, standing next to a small dog. The text reads: HAPPY BIRTHDAY To a true gent and a true Scotsman!

Funny Scottish Birthday Card – True Gent, True Scotsman – Kilt Humour – Highland Birthday – Dog Reaction

$7.69

May include: A square greeting card featuring a cartoon illustration of a seagull holding a french fry in its beak on a beach. The text reads: Hope your BIRTHDAY is HAPPIER Than a SEAGULL with a stolen CHIP! The card is white with colorful text.

Funny Seagull Birthday Card – Stolen Chip Joke – British Seaside Humour – Quirky Animal Birthday Card – Beach Card for Him or Her

$7.69

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5.0 (473)
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About DoodleJots

Sales 2,917
On Etsy since 2024

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