HauseAndHavers

Edinburgh, United Kingdom

1.4k
 Sales

5.0 (274)

8 years
on Etsy

5.0 (274)

1.4k
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8 years
on Etsy

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1.4k
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8 years
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Last updated on Jan 2, 2026

Hello hello!

Thanks for stopping by. We're a Scottish design led small business - hopefully our designs will give you a giggle. Everything is designed from our small studio (read: spare room) in Edinburgh, Scotland.

We have a 5 cards for £12 listing. Just browse our cards, then head for our 5 for £12 listing, click to purchase, and list out your cards. Easy! Card drawer stocked!

Also please upgrade to first class if you need your item in a hurry - Royal Mail 2nd class is very slow these days, so please leave plenty of time for your order to get to you. We'll always dispatch on time.

Katie and Nick x

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Reviews

5.0 (274)

Average item review

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

Helen on Mar 25, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Great card quick delivery thanks

Noo Hoose Scottish New Home Card: Funny Congrats Card for new house

Noo Hoose Scottish New Home Card: Funny Congrats Card for new house
Jenny on Feb 10, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Perfect for my partner after his hip replacement 😁😁

Katie and Nick responded on Feb 10, 2026

Poor soul! Hope it made him smile.

Funny Get Well Soon Card: New Hip, Hip Replacement

Funny Get Well Soon Card: New Hip, Hip Replacement
Etsy buyer on Nov 3, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Fabulous card! It was well received by the recipient. A lovely hand written note inside the package from the seller. I’ve saved them as a favourite and will use again. Would definitely recommend.

Funny Get Well Soon Card: New Hip, Hip Replacement

Funny Get Well Soon Card: New Hip, Hip Replacement
Grace on Apr 15, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

The card is made of high quality materials and looks exactly as it did in the listing, thanks.

Help Ma Boab - custom big age birthday cards, 30th 40th 50th 60th 70th 80th funny age birthday cards for male female | Scotland

Help Ma Boab - custom big age birthday cards, 30th 40th 50th 60th 70th 80th funny age birthday cards for male female | Scotland
Etsy buyer on Apr 13, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Great quallity card for a special birthday.

Ye'r Affie Bonnie... custom age birthday card, 30th 40th 50th 60th 70th 80th 90th birthdays, Scottish age birthday card | made in Scotland

Ye'r Affie Bonnie... custom age birthday card, 30th 40th 50th 60th 70th 80th 90th birthdays, Scottish age birthday card | made in Scotland
Karen on Apr 5, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Great item. Bought for a gift and he was pleased with it.

Scotland FC vs Denmark - Scott McTominay GOAL - A5 A4 A3 print | World Cup 2026

Scotland FC vs Denmark - Scott McTominay GOAL - A5 A4 A3 print | World Cup 2026
Irene on Feb 28, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Fabulously packaged great quality item and excellent communication from seller. Thanks

Scottish Swimming Print: Wild Swimming Wall Art, Scotland Poster

Scottish Swimming Print: Wild Swimming Wall Art, Scotland Poster
Diane on Feb 8, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Item matched description and arrived in good time

Katie and Nick responded on Feb 10, 2026

Thank you so much 😊

Scotland FC vs Denmark - Scott McTominay GOAL - A5 A4 print | World Cup 2026

Scotland FC vs Denmark - Scott McTominay GOAL - A5 A4 print | World Cup 2026
Catherine on Feb 6, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Gorgeous card, thank you so much

Peely Wally Get Well Card: Scottish Definition, Made in Scotland

Peely Wally Get Well Card: Scottish Definition, Made in Scotland
Catherine on Feb 6, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Gorgeous card, thank you so much

Funny Anniversary Card: Cheeky Love Greeting Card for Partner

Funny Anniversary Card: Cheeky Love Greeting Card for Partner

About HauseAndHavers

Greeting cards, prints, mugs & gifts - from Scotland

Sales 1,369

On Etsy since 2018

Greeting cards, prints, mugs & gifts - from Scotland

Yay! Etsy Star Seller for February 2022.
Fandabidozi
Hand written age cards 🙌🏻🎊
Hand deliveries (EH5 only)
Our prints in their new happy home!

Made in Edinburgh. Inspired by Lockdown 2021. We're Hause & Havers.

So we did a thing.

Not quite busy enough working-whilst-homeschooling-whilst-
navigating-a-global-pandemic-in-the-
middle-of-a-dreich-Scottish-winter, we decided to open an Etsy shop in February 2021. Yay.

We're Katie & Nick. Nick's the clever arty one. Katie likes spreadsheets and her Dymo label maker.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Hause n.,v. ~ hug, embrace ~ Old lost Scots 1800s
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Haver n.,v. ~ talk nonsense, chatter

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Katie & Nick

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United Kingdom

Custom printing of mugs

Shop policies

Last updated on Feb 3, 2021

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Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

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Cancellations

Cancellations: not accepted

Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.

More information

Last updated on Dec 17, 2025

Frequently asked questions

Custom and personalised orders

We can customise all cards - either sending them direct for you or changing names for parents e.g. Daddy instead of Paw.

Wholesale availability

Just contact us at hauseandhavers@gmail.com - we're happy to discuss all orders

HauseAndHavers

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Announcement

Reviews

About HauseAndHavers

Shop members

Katie & Nick

Production partners

Shop policies

Shipping

Customs and import taxes

Payment options

Returns & exchanges

Cancellations

More information

Frequently asked questions

Custom and personalised orders

Wholesale availability