RoadTheoryAuto

Canada

321
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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.5 (56)
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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.5 (56)
321
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4 years
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321
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.5 (56)
4 years
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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.5 (56)
321
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May include: A black short-sleeved t-shirt featuring white text printed on the front that reads: "Do you smoke the devil's lettuce?" Mom, why the fuck would I smoke coleslaw. The garment has a crew neckline and a standard fit.

Devil's Lettuce Quote T-Shirt | Funny Text Back Tee

$37.01

May include: A short-sleeved crop top featuring a vibrant abstract print of swirling ocean waves in shades of deep navy, royal blue, and white. The garment has solid white sleeves and a crew neckline, showcasing a fluid, marbled paint pattern.

Crop Tee (AOP)

$51.82

May include: Wide-leg pants featuring a split design. The left side is solid white, while the right side displays an abstract, textured oil painting pattern in shades of deep navy, royal blue, light blue, and creamy white swirls.

Women's Pajama Pants (AOP)

$66.62

May include: A racerback tank dress featuring an abstract painting of a dandelion in shades of beige, tan, and brown. The design displays textured brushstrokes and a long, thin stem extending from the bottom, set against a neutral background.

Vintage Abstract Paint Texture Racerback Dress

$74.02

May include: A white cropped t-shirt featuring a large, asymmetrical abstract graphic print in shades of deep red, dark brown, and forest green. The design extends from the center across the right side and onto the right sleeve.

Crop Tee (AOP)

$51.82

May include: A rectangular throw blanket featuring an impressionistic painting of a lone rider on horseback. The scene depicts a figure in a wide-brimmed hat against a landscape of blue and beige tones, with textured brushstrokes throughout.

Western Cowboy on Horseback Sherpa Fleece Blanket

$81.42

May include: A rectangular throw blanket featuring a textured, painterly depiction of a single dandelion with seeds blowing in the wind. The color palette consists of muted beige, cream, and soft brown tones, creating a neutral appearance.

Dandelion Flower Painting Sherpa Fleece Blanket

$81.42

May include: A duvet cover featuring a printed image of a longhorn cow standing in a dry grassy field with a wooden fence in the background. The top portion of the duvet is a solid cream color, while the bottom displays the cow illustration.

Microfiber Duvet Cover

$140.64

May include: A white ceramic mug featuring a textured, painterly illustration of a dandelion with seeds blowing in the wind. The artwork uses a neutral color palette of beige, cream, and muted brown tones, depicting the flower against a soft background.

Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)

$18.50

May include: A light blue short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic design across the chest. The graphic displays the word KRONIC rendered in a white smoke-like font, accompanied by detailed illustrations of cannabis leaves and a lit joint.

Gothic Floral Script T-Shirt

$66.62

May include: A white short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a detailed black and white graphic print of a person with long hair, wearing a feathered headband and fringe clothing, smoking a cigarette with swirling smoke surrounding the figure.

Unisex Max Heavyweight Short Sleeve

$66.62

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May include: A white short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a centered graphic design of a yellow-green circular geometric pattern. The design consists of interconnected, overlapping curved lines that form a symmetrical, flower-like shape on the chest.

Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

$37.01

May include: A bright red short-sleeve t-shirt featuring two square graphic prints placed in the top right and bottom left corners. Each square contains a white sun-like center with radiating black flame-like or wavy rays extending outward.

Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

$37.01

May include: A royal blue short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a central graphic design composed of two mirrored, symmetrical patterns. Each pattern consists of black and white geometric shapes, including triangles and curved arcs, arranged in a radial, flower-like formation.

Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

$37.01

May include: An olive green short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic print on the left side. The design is a black and white semi-circular pattern resembling a stylized sun or gear with sharp triangular points radiating outward from a central core.

Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

$37.01

May include: A heather gray short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a large, centered graphic design. The print consists of a black and white stylized eye shape surrounded by a radiating, jagged, star-like pattern with alternating black and white points.

Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

$37.01

May include: A dark brown short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a centered graphic design. The print consists of a white eye symbol enclosed within a black and white geometric sunburst pattern made of repeating diamond shapes arranged in a circular formation.

Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

$37.01

May include: A black long-sleeve sweatshirt featuring a graphic print of a lit cigarette with swirling white smoke forming the text "CORRUPTED" in a stylized, brush-stroke font. The design is centered on the front of the garment.

Unisex Sweatshirt (AOP)

$88.83

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May include: A white shower curtain featuring a large, centered black square. Inside the black square is a white, stylized, multi-layered circular graphic that resembles a web or flower, with a solid white circle containing a smaller dot in the center.

Shower Curtain

$88.83

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May include: A white short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a centered square graphic. The graphic consists of a black background with a white, multi-layered, scalloped circular emblem surrounding a central eye-like shape with a small circular pupil.

Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

$37.01

May include: A short-sleeved, cream-colored t-shirt featuring a central graphic of a black sunburst design. Inside the black circle is a white eye icon with a pupil. The fabric has a subtle speckled texture throughout the entire garment.

Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

$37.01

May include: A bright red short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a central graphic design of a black and white sun. The sun motif consists of a series of concentric circles surrounded by a ring of dots and radiating wavy black and white flame-like rays.

Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

$37.01

May include: A short-sleeved crew neck t-shirt in a light cream color with a subtle speckled texture throughout the fabric. Centered on the chest is a large, white graphic print of a stylized sun with radiating flame-like points around the edge.

Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

$37.01

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May include: A heather gray short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a repeating grid pattern of boombox illustrations. The design consists of white outlines of boomboxes, with one central boombox highlighted in a solid, vibrant red color.

Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

$37.01

May include: A black short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a white graphic on the chest. The design consists of a central circular element with radiating lines of varying lengths, resembling a stylized sun or a mechanical turbine component.

Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

$37.01

May include: A white short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a centered black graphic of a human skull. The skull is surrounded by a series of radiating black dashed lines that extend outward in a circular sunburst pattern across the chest area.

Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

$37.01

May include: A white short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a centered black graphic of a human skull. The skull is surrounded by a series of radiating black lines that extend outward in a circular sunburst pattern across the chest area of the garment.

Unisex Max Heavyweight Short Sleeve

$66.62

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May include: A white short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a centered graphic illustration of a revolver. The firearm is depicted in black and white line art with a thin red outline, showing the handle, cylinder, and barrel angled toward the bottom.

Unisex Max Heavyweight Short Sleeve

$66.62

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May include: A neon yellow ribbed knit beanie featuring a folded cuff with the word KRONIC embroidered in black capital letters. The text is positioned upside down on the front of the cuff, creating a distinct visual detail on the bright fabric.

Ribbed Knit Beanie (Embroidery)

$48.11

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May include: A white short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a red graphic print of two giant mouths looming over a city skyline. The text "N I C" is visible in the left mouth and "K R O" is visible in the right mouth, with buildings crumbling below.

Unisex Max Heavyweight Short Sleeve

$66.62

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May include: A white short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a lit joint surrounded by green leaves. Below the joint, the word KOSMIC is written in a stylized, swirling font with purple, blue, and green smoke-like textures.

Unisex Max Heavyweight Short Sleeve

$66.62

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May include: A light tan t-shirt featuring a graphic illustration of a person with long green hair made of cannabis leaves, smoking a cigarette with heart-shaped smoke. The text reads Mary Jane and You toke my breath away in green.

Unisex Max Heavyweight Short Sleeve

$66.62

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May include: A light gray short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a central graphic on the back. The design displays the text KBONIC stylized with rolled cigarette shapes, green leaves, and swirling purple and green smoke accents in a vibrant illustration.

Unisex Max Heavyweight Short Sleeve

$66.62

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May include: A white graphic print featuring the word KRONIC in bold graffiti-style lettering with a black outline and white fill. A crown sits above the letter O, which contains a star. The design includes bright blue, yellow, and pink circles.

Matte Horizontal Posters

$33.31

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May include: A black short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a large white graphic print on the chest. The design displays an inverted illustration of a person with long flowing hair, cannabis leaf motifs, and the text KRONIC written in a stylized font.

Mary Jane Unisex Max Heavyweight Short Sleeve

$66.62

FREE shipping

May include: A rectangular blanket featuring a red and black buffalo plaid pattern with diagonal stripes within the squares. The text ROAD THEORY is printed in white, bold, block capital letters across the center of the fabric.

ROAD THEORY Sherpa Blanket

$88.83

FREE shipping

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4.5 (56)
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About RoadTheoryAuto

ADVENTURE IN EVERY MILE

Sales 321
On Etsy since 2022

ADVENTURE IN EVERY MILE

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    Mark Masson

    Owner

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    United States

    Print on demand company.

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Last updated on Jun 7, 2022

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