Whether you're an extrovert or a hermit, a social butterfly or a champion distancer, there's something for you here at Splendid's Things. I am inspired by the Wall Street Ape Movement and all things Gen X. I create fun and funky designs for print-on-demand items, full of snark and sarcasm, sprinkled with whimsy.
Born from grief on 10/11/2019, SplendidThings, LLC was spawned to breathe life into a black void of sadness, as a creative outlet for an aging singer/songwriter, a graying dreamer, a crone desperately trying to stay in her groove. I like pretty things, funky things, fine and frilly things. If it makes me smile, I dig it. It's the same with people. I prefer as much variety as possible. I needs it. We all needs it.
If you live in the land of maybe where judgement comes last, if you dream of a world where love is only love, and if you like to let your freak flag fly, come see what's in our store. And thanks for stopping by!
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Georgia on Feb 21, 2026
5 out of 5 starsMy dad loves this…got it for him for Christmas! Exactly as described
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Etsy buyer on Nov 3, 2025
5 out of 5 starsIt is great looking and good quality!
Renee responded on Nov 4, 2025
Fantastic! So glad you like it!
About SplendidsThings
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A hundred million years ago, in the 90's, I was a lead singer in an original rock & roll band in Houston, Texas. -
In 1999, I became a mother to a kid whose voice is better than mine. It was the single most important thing I ever did -
In October of 2019, I lost my best friend, quite unexpectedly. That evening, through tears, Splendid's Things was born. -
So now I live for both of us, staying creative, laughing, and loving. If you dig what I throw down, hang around. -
I keep my creativity & Mickey's spirit alive in my work. Let's all shine on & keep raging at the dying of the light.
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Renee Montgomery
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Proud mother, musician, investor and entrepreneur based in Texas, USA who loves to create things for Gen X and the Ape Nation of dumb money Wall Street investors. We are a special breed, and I am here to celebrate us all with my designs. To the Moon!
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CustomCat
Detroit, MI
Our World Class “paperless” production system eliminates setup, which eliminates operator error, allowing us to ship custom products in 2-3 business days on average. High-resolution direct-to-garment printing: CustomCat has the only digital printing technology in the USA able to offer 1200 dpi
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POPCUSTOMS
Shenzhen, China
Print on Demand, prints items with my artwork & ships
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Printful
United States
Printful is a print-on-demand production & shipment company.
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Printify
United States
Printify is a print-on-demand production & shipment company.
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teelaunch
Sioux Falls, SD
teelaunch is a leading print on demand fulfillment company. We take your design ideas and orders and fulfill them from start to finish. When someone orders on your website, we will print the product, ship the product and act as a customer liaise if anything goes wrong.
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Frequently asked questions
• When will I receive my SplendidsThings?
Arrival times vary, but most orders will arrive within 7-10 business days; however, Christmas season may slow delivery, despite the fact that we're now in the 21st century and should have flying cars by now. And flying delivery trucks.
I work exclusively with US-based printers/shippers.
• How do I make sure I order the right size?
All clothing item product descriptions have size charts for your reference. T-shirts are pre-shrunk, so size upon delivery stays true after washing and drying.
Real talk from the CEO? "I got samples in my size, and they are a good fit. Gildan shirts are a bit more generous than Bella+Canvas, but neither were too tight for my taste, I'd say spot-on. So, if you prefer your t-shirts loose, go up a size or two."
• What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
• Is there an additional charge for sales tax & shipping/handling?
Yes, sales tax and shipping/handling costs are in addition to the item price and are applied in the shopping cart. That is SUPER hard math, and I'm very dependent upon my handy apps to do all the proper calculations for me in real time, and believe me, it's better for both of us this way.
• How can I make a change to my order?
I'm gonna be completely honest here, the answer to this one we'll have to figure out together, as I have no idea, so let's punt. I’m new here still.
You contact me asap, and I'll contact who I need to contact to see if we can fix it. I'll do everything in my power to accommodate.
Deal?
• What if my order never arrives?
I HATE IT when that happens. But it does. I suppose if you're reading this, you've already checked your tracking link a million times, or you've received a delivery notice for an empty mailbox, and something has gone amiss.
If you received an order confirmation, but no shipment notice or tracking link, let's get on it and find out what happened. Contact us.
If you received a delivery confirmation, but your order is invisible, this is trickier. Check with the delivery service first, as theirs are the last hands that were upon it. We want you to get your order, so contact us when your efforts are exhausted.
• What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42.
• What if my order contains a defective item?
Please do not send your defective item back to the manufacturer or to the land of Misfit Toys. Send the item directly to SplendidsThings, and we will make it right.
SplendidThings, LLC
10924 Grant Road, Unit 308
Houston, TX 77070
Do us a solid, and let us know right away at Splendid.Service@splendidsthings.com