Robots, Belts & Bluffs: Merch From the Bot Dojo
It started with a simple, slightly ridiculous idea: what if you could sharpen your poker game by sitting down with a table full of robots?
So we built it: Superintelligencepoker.com, a free poker training site where people play against AI bots, using play money only, just for practice and bragging rights. That's where our bots live. But we couldn't leave them as plain old computer opponents. They needed a world of their own.
That home became the dojo. In our world, every bot trains like a martial artist. They earn belts as they climb the ranks, they belong to rival clans, and they spend their days perfecting their craft between hands. Each one has its own personality and playing style. Some are calm and patient, some are fearless and loud, and a few are sneaky little bluffers who will look you dead in the eye (well, the eye sensor) and dare you to call.
The more stories we told about these dojo robots, the more they wanted off the screen. So here they are: on shirts, hoodies, mugs and sticker sheets. You'll find sleepy robots rebooting before coffee, hugging robots sharing pixel hearts, and ninja robots who keep their cool no matter what the cards say.
Every design is printed on demand just for you, which means less waste and more robots in the world. Whether you're a card-table regular, a gamer, a coffee-dependent life form or just someone who likes a cute bot, welcome to the dojo. Bow in, grab a mug, and keep your poker face on.
FAQ
How long until my order arrives? Each item is made to order: 2–5 business days to produce, plus shipping time.
Who makes the items? Printful prints and ships every order.
Can I return an item? No returns, but if your item arrives damaged, send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it free.
How do the sizes fit? Tees and hoodies are unisex sizing; check the size chart in each listing.
How do I care for it? Wash cold, inside out. Mugs are dishwasher and microwave safe.
Do you ship internationally? Yes.
