Took a wrong turn at 2026 and trying to find the way back to your universe? Yeah, us too.
Certainly things couldn't get any worse... right?
And yet, for the past 8 months or so, it seems like you've been stepping further and further into the Twilight Zone. Every day, you open your phone to find that the bar of insanity has been raised yet again. You find yourself thinking, "wait, they can do that?" or, "shouldn't someone be doing something about this?" or simply, "Oh, you've got to be f**king kidding me." - as though common decency, common sense, humility, humanity, and morality have just completely disappeared.
Highlights Include:
- The Social Contract being shredded into a fine pulp.
- Grifters promoting memecoins, supplements, & gambling sponsorships are everywhere
- The most fringe & heinous conspiracy theories are turning out to be true (RELEASE THE FILES!).
- Tech Broligarchs are actively pursuing an end to democracy in favor of a Techno-feudalist Authoritarian state
- AI companies are racing at a breakneck pace to create Artificial Superintelligence (ASI) capable of causing human extinction
- Israel, Iran. All of it.
- Oh, and everything is getting hotter and more expensive
If we had been told two years ago - heck, even in 2025 - that this is where the world would be today, the chance we would've believed it would be 0%. Naturally, this has led us to the only logical conclusion:
We must be on The Wrong Timeline.
We've opened this shop to honor the brilliant 👏 minds 👏 of those who created this mess! Every purchase helps us fund research into technologies to help us get back to our home universe!
Thank you for supporting our little store 😊
