👽 WELCOME, EARTHLING. 👽
Transmission received.
After approximately 4.7 million light-years of travel in my UFO-350, I accidentally landed on your tiny blue planet while searching for a left turn around Saturn.
Your species has been... fascinating.
You construct rectangles called "houses."You voluntarily wake up early.You sit around campfires.You spend entire days trying to catch fish that you immediately throw back into the water.
I have many questions.
To remain on Earth, I must somehow acquire your local resource known as "money." Unfortunately, Galactic Credits have been rejected by every gas station and tractor dealership I have visited.
So I began creating wallpapers, stickers, and other strange transmissions inspired by the things I observe on your world—and a few things I may have brought with me.
If something here makes you smile, congratulations.
You have successfully funded one confused alien's continued stay on Planet Earth.
Thank you for your cooperation.
👽 End Transmission.
