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How Can Universal Error Products Make Me A Happier Person?

Nothing can make you a happier person. Whatever ratio of happiness to unhappiness you have experienced in your life so far will probably be maintained for the rest of your existence. We are a realistic company, not a blindly optimistic one. While we can’t promise you everlasting complacency or a meaningful and loving relationship (because that’s what you’re really after), that’s no reason to deny yourself a product that you obviously identify with and long for. You can’t be happy all the time but you can be happy sometimes. And that’s our motto here at Universal Error.

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  • Joined June 13, 2010

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About

How Can Universal Error Products Make Me A Happier Person?

Nothing can make you a happier person. Whatever ratio of happiness to unhappiness you have experienced in your life so far will probably be maintained for the rest of your existence. We are a realistic company, not a blindly optimistic one. While we can’t promise you everlasting complacency or a meaningful and loving relationship (because that’s what you’re really after), that’s no reason to deny yourself a product that you obviously identify with and long for. You can’t be happy all the time but you can be happy sometimes. And that’s our motto here at Universal Error.

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