HighFunctioningMess

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

1.2k
 Sales

4.9 (220)

16 years
on Etsy

4.9 (220)

1.2k
 sales

16 years
on Etsy

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1.2k
 Sales

4.9 (220)

16 years
on Etsy

4.9 (220)

1.2k
 sales

16 years
on Etsy

HighFunctioningMess is taking a short break

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Note from shop owner

Last updated on Dec 16, 2025

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Angie Z.

Reviews

4.9 (220)

Average item review

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

Emily on Dec 28, 2022

1 out of 5 stars

There is a typo on the label. Had I known, I would not have purchased.

Vicious Trollop candle, Cinnamon Stick Scent, Mom Gift, Friend Gift, Birthday Gift, Nostalgic Gift, Millennial Gift

Vicious Trollop candle, Cinnamon Stick Scent, Mom Gift, Friend Gift, Birthday Gift, Nostalgic Gift, Millennial Gift
Melissa on Dec 21, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

I love these candles! I've ordered several, for me and as gifts.

Ho Fucking No! Funny Christmas Candle, It's beginning to look a lot like Fuck This! Santa camp, Stocking Stuffer, Gag Gift, White Elephant

Ho Fucking No! Funny Christmas Candle, It's beginning to look a lot like Fuck This! Santa camp, Stocking Stuffer, Gag Gift, White Elephant
Melissa on Dec 21, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Fantastic like all the others I've ordered.

Happy Fucking Holidays! Funny Holiday Candle, Don't get your tinsel in a tangle, white elephant gift, Secret Santa, Christmas Candle

Happy Fucking Holidays! Funny Holiday Candle, Don't get your tinsel in a tangle, white elephant gift, Secret Santa, Christmas Candle
Olivia on Dec 14, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Smells really good and was nicely packaged!!

I Smell Snow candle, Where you lead I will follow, Snow Gift, Winter Gift, Mom Gift, Birthday Gift, Christmas Gift

I Smell Snow candle, Where you lead I will follow, Snow Gift, Winter Gift, Mom Gift, Birthday Gift, Christmas Gift
Emily on Nov 16, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Such a fun gift. Smelled amazing!

F*******CK! Candle, Sweary Gift, Funny Friend Gift, Gag Gift, Birthday Gift, Funny Sibling Gift, Stocking Stuffer

F*******CK! Candle, Sweary Gift, Funny Friend Gift, Gag Gift, Birthday Gift, Funny Sibling Gift, Stocking Stuffer
Heidi on Jul 14, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

This candle smells amazing !!! Great quality, quick shipping and the message is everything!!! Thanks for an awesome product and supporting the rights of women!!

Feminist Killjoy candle, feminist, toxic masculinity, friend gift, pro choice gift, uterus gift, bestie gift, feminist candle, soy candle

Feminist Killjoy candle, feminist, toxic masculinity, friend gift, pro choice gift, uterus gift, bestie gift, feminist candle, soy candle
Molly on Jun 16, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Sent this to a friend who just moved away from Duluth as a house warming gift and she loved it!! Might have to get one for myself:)

Lake Superior Candle, Minnesota Gift, Wisconsin Gift, Great Lakes Gift, Funny Gift, Housewarming Gift, Duluth, Birthday Gift, Christmas Gift

Lake Superior Candle, Minnesota Gift, Wisconsin Gift, Great Lakes Gift, Funny Gift, Housewarming Gift, Duluth, Birthday Gift, Christmas Gift
Lakshi on Mar 5, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

I got this as a x mas gift for my bff and she loved it ‘

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Bucket on Feb 27, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

great smelling candle! I've bought it twice now, and it's definitely my favourite candle scent. shop owner was lovely and very patient and helpful with a shipment issue I had on my end.

Here's the thing: Fuck everyone | 8oz MFM candle | Scented soy candle | Murder | Lavender Chamomile | True Crime

Here's the thing: Fuck everyone | 8oz MFM candle | Scented soy candle | Murder | Lavender Chamomile | True Crime
kim on Mar 19, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Fucking Meteors Candle, Jurassic, Clever Girl, Dinosaur Gift, Raptors, Campfire scent

Fucking Meteors Candle, Jurassic, Clever Girl, Dinosaur Gift, Raptors, Campfire scent

About HighFunctioningMess

High Functioning Mess

Sales 1,193

On Etsy since 2009

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High Functioning Mess

Products inspired by things you watch and listen to religiously.

I have been making things all of my life. I find that the most fun things to buy for myself or to give to friends are hand made and inspired by mutual loves. Perhaps that is a podcast (MFM, anyone?) or a show (Gilmore Girls is so great). Whatever it may be, bring a bigger smile to someone's face (even if it's yours) than if you had a generic item.

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Angie

Owner

I am a snarky woman who loves to create things that spark joy (like sweary candles!). I love spending time outdoors when I'm not working my day job or making candles for you.

Production partners

Candle pouring assistant

AZ, United States

This partner helps me out when I get over-run with orders to get a candle poured and sent to you faster.

Shop policies

Last updated on January 23, 2023

Accepted payment methods

Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits

Returns & exchanges

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Cancellations

Cancellations: not accepted

Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.