MerchQuake

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

3.8k
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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (990)
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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (990)
3.8k
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6 years
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3.8k
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (990)
6 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (990)
3.8k
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6 years
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Funny Grapes Valentine's Day Card

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Love You More Than Wi-Fi Funny Valentines Day Card

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Sorry You’re Taken” funny dog greeting card

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You’re Not Old Just Well Seasoned Funny Birthday Greeting Card

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May include: A white greeting card with the text "THANKS FOR NOT GHOSTING ME... YET" and a cartoon ghost with crossed arms. A brown envelope is behind the card, set against a wooden surface.

Thanks For Not Ghosting Me Funny Greeting Card

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I Love You More Than Coffee Funny Greeting Card

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Happy Mother’s Day Greeting Card

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May include: A greeting card with a brown envelope. The card features a cartoon coffee cup with the text "I LOVE YOU A LATTE". The cup is pink, blue, and yellow with steam and hearts.

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Custom Greeting Card – Create Your Own Personalized Card

Custom Greeting Card – Create Your Own Personalized Card

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May include: A white greeting card with the text "YOU GUAC MY WORLD" and a cartoon taco wearing sunglasses. The card is paired with a brown envelope, suggesting a gift or message for a loved one. The image is set on a wooden surface.

Funny Avocado Love Card – “You Guac My World” Pun Greeting Card

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May include: A greeting card with a heart-shaped pepperoni pizza on a white background. The card reads "OUR LOVE STORY - STILL HOT" in red and black text. The card is next to a brown envelope.

Funny Pizza Love Card – “Our Love Story Is Still Hot” Heart Pizza Greeting Card

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Funny You’re My Everything Bagel Pun Greeting Card – Bakery Humor Card

Funny You’re My Everything Bagel Pun Greeting Card – Bakery Humor Card

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4.9 (990)
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About MerchQuake

Merch Quake | Handcrafted Products

Sales 3,758
On Etsy since 2020

Merch Quake | Handcrafted Products

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    Dana

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Last updated on Apr 12, 2022

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