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Last updated on Dec 2, 2018
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Etsy buyer on May 5, 2026
5 out of 5 starsPattern provided in an easy to read and follow format. Thank you
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Kathryn on May 6, 2026
5 out of 5 starsSuch a cute pattern, and looks like it will be easy to follow. No issues with downloading the PDF files. It's going to be the perfect gift for a Parks and Rec loving friend!
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Paula on Apr 18, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThe PDF arrived quickly, was easy to download and it easy to read. This pattern depicts the Floridian culture and our love for Publix subs! Can't wait to stitch it.
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Etsy buyer on Mar 22, 2026
4 out of 5 starsThis was just what I was looking for. My husband was born in Morgantown and a proud WVU alumni. After I started cross stitching and made some for my grown boys and coworkers for their retirement, he jokingly hinted his birthday was coming up. This wull fir sure be a hit! I'm going to change the colors for the the state to navy and gold though to match WVU colors. The pepperoni roll is perfection! I noticed the color and black and white pattern. differed on the centet point so I needed to be mindful of that
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JoAnne on Jan 18, 2026
5 out of 5 starsGoing to attach this on the present to the next wedding we go to
About SamwiseSimpleStitch
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Steph (owner)
Owner
Hi, I'm a stay at home mom of five (four girls and a son). I love cross stitching and good jokes--this shop seeks to combine the two. My husband and I live in California with our family. We home-school all of our kids and love our time as a family.
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Last updated on Oct 3, 2018
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Frequently asked questions
I don't like using my credit card online. Can I send a check?
Yes! Just send me an email with the pattern you're interested in and I'll email you your files when I get the check.
Custom and personalized orders
Sure do! They are $15. And i will work with you as I make it to be sure you get what you want!
How fast will I get my files and can I print them?
Seconds after you pay! And yes, you can print them!
Are the patterns in full color and have the thread colors?
They are in full color, PDF files. I also have the color lists included!
I don't know how to use PDF files, can you send me pictures of the patterns to my email?
Yep!
Can I contact you with a question, and how long does it take for you to get back to me?
Absolutely! I usually respond within 10 minutes.
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