ThreeGrumpyMares

Greenville, South Carolina

582
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (115)
4 years
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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (115)
582
sales
4 years
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582
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (115)
4 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (115)
582
sales
4 years
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May include: A rectangular sticker with a white background and a thin pink border, featuring the text Red Bull & Banamine written in a stylized, bright pink cursive font. The sticker is applied to the center of a closed silver laptop lid.

Custom Listing for Jennifer

$4.99

May include: A white die-cut sticker featuring a black and white vintage-style illustration of two people riding a horse. Below the illustration, the text reads, "MORE OF YOUR CONVERSATION WOULD INFECT MY BRAIN." The sticker has a smooth, clean edge.

Shakespearean Insult Sticker, Vintage insult, Elizabethan Insult Sticker, Equestrian Insult Sticker, Funny Horse decal

$4.03

May include: A rectangular white sticker with a dark blue border featuring an orange pill bottle, a blue IV fluid bag, and a brown horse head illustration. The text reads: NURSE BY DAY HORSE GIRL 24/7 in dark blue capital letters centered below the icons.

Nurse by Day Horse Girl 24/7 Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decal

$4.03

May include: A white rectangular sign with a black border featuring the text How to know when to sweep the barn and a flowchart. The chart asks Did you pick your horse's feet? with arrows leading to Yes, sweep the f@ckin barn or No, shame on you go pick their feet.

When to sweep the barn sign flow chart, sarcastic horse sign, funny barn sign, horse owner sign

$41.93

May include: A sticker featuring a gray tombstone with the text "SHOULD HAVE LUNGED FIRST". A white silhouette of a person riding a horse is on the tombstone. White flowers and green foliage are at the base of the tombstone.

Should Have Lunged First, Funny Horse Tombstone Decal, Equestrian Laptop Sticker

$4.99

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May include: Black t-shirt with a white graphic of two stylized horse heads facing each other. Below the graphic is the text "#TeamHanoverian". The shirt is hanging on a black hanger against a yellow background.

Team Hanoverian Breed Tshirt, Horse breed shirt, Equestrian, horse lover, English riding shirt, Hanoverian horse, warmblood horse shirt

$26.50

May include: A Halloween-themed sticker featuring a large orange pumpkin with the words "Vet Bills" in yellow. A black spider and spiderwebs are on the pumpkin. Two smaller pumpkins, one orange and one green, are below the large pumpkin.

Scary Vet Bills Pumpkin Sticker, Spooky Halloween Sticker, Vet Med Sticker, Vet Bill Sticker, Horse Girl Sticker, Spooky Pumpkin Sticker

$4.99

May include: Black t-shirt with a white outline of a horse's head and the text "#TeamIrishSportHorse". The shirt is paired with denim shorts. The image shows the back of a person.

Irish Sport Horse T-shirt, Equestrian Riding Shirt

$26.00

May include: A sticker with the text "The Snack Lady" and illustrations of a red apple, orange carrot, and red and white swirled candy. The sticker is on a background of dry hay.

The Snack Lady Vinyl Sticker, Equestrian Horse Treats, Laptop Decal

$4.99

May include: A sticker with the words "Warmbloods & Wellbutrin" in pink lettering with a white border, set against a background of green clover.

Warmbloods & Wellbutrin Vinyl Sticker, Horse Girl Equestrian Decal

$4.99

May include: A gold-colored name tag with the words "HORSE SHOW ANXIETY MANAGER" in black text. The tag has a white border and is set against a wooden background.

Horse Show Anxiety Manager Vinyl Sticker, Equestrian Gift

$4.03

May include: A sticker featuring a pair of blue riding boots with tan accents. The text "The boots have zippers" is below the boots. The sticker is set against a background of green leaves.

Equestrian Boot Zipper Sticker | Laptop, Water Bottle Vinyl Decal

$4.03

Maybe She's Born With it, Maybe it's the Head Trauma, Equestrian T-shirt, Funny Horse Riding Gift, Organic Cotton

Maybe She's Born With it, Maybe it's the Head Trauma, Equestrian T-shirt, Funny Horse Riding Gift, Organic Cotton

$21.20

May include: A sticker featuring a cartoon corgi dog from the rear, with brown, white, and tan fur. The text "Corgi Buns are Second to None" is below the dog. The sticker is set against a background of green grass and white flowers.

Corgi Buns Vinyl Decal, Cute Dog Lover Sticker

$4.03

Funny Bucking Horse Sticker, Gift for Equestrian Riders,Horseback Riding Vinyl Decals for Equestrians, Funny Sticker

Funny Bucking Horse Sticker, Gift for Equestrian Riders,Horseback Riding Vinyl Decals for Equestrians, Funny Sticker

$3.02

May include: Close-up of three cylindrical objects with a blurred background. The objects have a variety of colors and patterns, including stripes and a wood-grain appearance. A pink and white sticker with the words "Ponies & Prosecco" is in the foreground.

Ponies and Prosecco Sticker, Funny Equestrian Wine Lover Gift

$3.95

May include: A rectangular doormat with a black border and the text "Not in here. Try the barn." features a silhouette of a person riding a horse. A gold watering can and a bundle of yellow flowers are also in the image.

Equestrian Coir Doormat, Horse Welcome Mat, Farmhouse Decor

$49.40

May include: Black t-shirt with a white graphic and the text "#TeamWestphalian". The shirt is worn by a person in blue jeans. The background features green trees and a white wall.

Westfalen Horse T-Shirt, Equestrian Women's Shirt

$26.50

May include: A magenta tumbler with a silver rim features a white outline of a pony wearing a crown. The text "Ive Got Pony Attitude" is below the pony illustration. The tumbler is cylindrical and appears to be made of stainless steel.

Pony Attitude Tumbler | Pink Insulated Mug, Horse Lover Gift

$32.22

May include: Close-up of three cylindrical objects with a sticker that reads "Don't mess with me, I have hay in my bra" in pink text. The objects have various colors and textures, with a blurred green background.

Funny Horse Girl Vinyl Decal, 'Hay in my Bra' Sticker

$3.95

May include: A rectangular doormat with a black border and the text "Not in here. Try the barn." features a black silhouette of a horse and rider. Two pairs of tan sandals are next to the doormat.

Horse Doormat, Funny Equestrian Welcome Mat, Farmhouse Decor

$49.40

May include: A rectangular doormat with a black border and the text "Not in here. Try the barn." A black silhouette of a person riding a horse is in the center. Sunflowers and gardening gloves are in the image.

Horse Doormat, Farmhouse Equestrian Decor, Coir Welcome Mat

$49.40

May include: A pink birthday card with a cartoon pony wearing a party hat and balloons. The card says "Happy Birthday" in white text. A white envelope is clipped to the card with a gold binder clip.

Pink Pony Birthday Card, Horse Lover Gift

$5.50

May include: Close-up of three cylindrical objects. One is brown, one is striped with silver and white, and the third is white with blue stripes. The text "Ponies & Pinot Grigio" is in a pink bubble.

Ponies & Pinot Grigio Sticker, Funny Horse Wine Decal

$5.29

May include: Black t-shirt with a white graphic design on the back, featuring a stylized crown and antlers, with the text "#TeamTrakeliner" below. The person is wearing blue jeans and walking on a paved path.

Team Trakehner Horse Shirt, Equestrian Fashion, Warmblood T-Shirt

$26.50

May include: A rectangular doormat with a black border and the text "Not in here. Try the barn." features a black horse silhouette. A gold watering can and a bundle of yellow flowers are also in the image.

Equestrian Coir Doormat, 'Try the Barn' Horse Welcome Mat

$49.40

May include: A sticker featuring a cartoon illustration of a person in riding attire holding a clipboard, standing next to a brown horse. The sticker has the text "What? like it's Hard?" in a cursive font.

Elle Woods Equestrian Vinyl Decal, Funny Horse Quote Sticker

$3.95

May include: Black t-shirt with a white crown design and the letters "TB" underneath. The text "#TeamThoroughbred" is below the letters. The shirt is hanging on a black hanger against a light wood background.

Team Thoroughbred T-Shirt – OTTB Equestrian Gift, Thoroughbred pride shirt, Horse Riding shirt, Equestrian clothes

$26.50

May include: A brown glass jar candle with a gold lid, labeled "Smells like leather, hay, and horses." The candle has a white label with a horse illustration. The candle is made with natural coconut and apricot wax.

Equestrian Candle Gift, Horse Lover Decor, Coconut Apricot Wax

$19.97

May include: White tote bag with black handles featuring a black silhouette of a horse and a dragon. The text reads "I ride horses because dragons weren't an option."

Dragon Horse Tote Bag – Funny Horse Lover Gift

$23.50

May include: White tote bag with yellow handles, featuring a line drawing of a horse with floral accents in yellow, green, and pink. The design includes sunflowers and a bee. The bag is held by a person.

Floral Horse Print Tote Bag – Horse Show, Riding, Grooming

$23.50

May include: A brown glass jar candle with a white label featuring a horse illustration and the text "Barn time is not like 'Regular time'". The lid is off to the side. The candle is on a brown surface.

Candle for horse lovers, candle gift equestrian, horse head candle, horse girl room candle, horse bit decor, horse desk decor, horse beach

$19.97

May include: Close-up of three cylindrical objects with a blurred background. The objects are wrapped in various colors, including white, orange, and brown. A pink and white sticker with the text "OTTBS & ADHDs" is overlaid on the image.

OTTB & ADHD Vinyl Sticker, Funny Horse Decal

$3.95

May include: Black t-shirt featuring a white silhouette of a horse. The text "#TeamQuarterHorse" is printed below the horse graphic. The shirt is hanging on a black hanger against a light wood background.

Quarter Horse Breed Logo Shirt, Horse Lover Gift

$26.50

How to Catch a Horse Girl Sticker, Cowboy Boots Funny Sticker

How to Catch a Horse Girl Sticker, Cowboy Boots Funny Sticker

$5.25

May include: A white phone case with a watercolor background of blue and gray mountains. The text "I ride horses because dragons weren't an option" is printed on the case. A silhouette of a horse and a dragon is also printed on the case.

Horse Phone Case - "I Ride Horses Because Dragons Weren't an Option"

$23.32

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Last updated on Mar 1, 2026
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Reviews

4.9 (115)
Average item review
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About ThreeGrumpyMares

Three Grumpy Mares

Sales 582
On Etsy since 2022

Three Grumpy Mares

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How Three Grumpy Mares got started!

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    Merideth

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    Mare's private staff

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    United States

    Manufactures products and ships to buyers

  • Printful

    Charlotte, NC

    Prints and ships products

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