AmericanThreadz

Kansas City, Missouri

16.4k
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11 years
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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (3.9k)
16.4k
sales
11 years
on Etsy
16.4k
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (3.9k)
11 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (3.9k)
16.4k
sales
11 years
on Etsy
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This timeline sucks patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, nihilist, depression, historical, emo patch, gift under 10, gift for him her

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$7.15

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$7.45

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$7.45

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$7.45

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$7.25

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$7.25

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$7.50

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$7.29

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$7.25

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$7.45

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$7.25

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$7.25

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$7.25

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$7.25

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$6.50

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$6.75

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$7.00

Dopamine? In this economy? Funny patch, sarcastic patch, political patch, economic patch, current events patch, gift under 10

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$6.75

Shrimps is bugs patch, funny embroidered patch, meme patch, entomemology, entomology patch

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$6.85

I Love Your Cat Embroidered Patch, Vet Tech Groomer Gift (Iron-On/Sew-On)

I Love Your Cat Embroidered Patch, Vet Tech Groomer Gift (Iron-On/Sew-On)

$6.60

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$7.00

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$6.75

We’re all in this together like hostages patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, political patch, gift under 10, resistance patch

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$7.00

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$6.00

I love your dog, cute dog patch, vet tech patch, embroidered pet patch, cute canine patch, gift under 10, dog trainer patch, groomer patch

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$6.70

Unpaid protestor patch, political patch, peaceful patch, resistance patch, social commentary patch, gift under 10

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$6.80

Foxhound patch, dog breed patch, embroidered dog patch, K9 patch, hound dog patch, gift under 10

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$7.00

Dirty birds patch, Atlanta football patch, NFL Atlanta, rise up, pro football patch, NFL applique, falcons patch, gift under 10

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$7.25

6 people have this in their cart
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro patch, Hunter S Thomson quote, funny patch, gift under 10, quote patch, sarcastic patch

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro patch, Hunter S Thomson quote, funny patch, gift under 10, quote patch, sarcastic patch

$7.25

3 people have this in their cart
Spiritual gangster patch, funny patch, spirituality patch, yoga patch, gift for her, yoga flow, spiritual journey patch, gift under 10

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$7.50

We are the weirdos mister patch, sarcastic patch, movie quote patch, gift under 10, gift for him, gift for her, the craft, witchcraft

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$6.80

Memento vivere patch, remember to live, don't give up patch, keep swimming, gratitude patch, inspirational patch

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$6.50

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$7.50

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Thou may ingest a satchel of Richards patch, eat a bag of dicks, funny patch, sarcastic patch, gift under 10 gift for her gift for him

$7.50

Power to the people, not the people in power patch, anti-fascism patch, democracy patch, grass roots patch, anti-establishment patch

Power to the people, not the people in power patch, anti-fascism patch, democracy patch, grass roots patch, anti-establishment patch

$7.80

What a stupid time to be alive patch, funny patch, feminism patch, sarcastic patch, equality patch, pride patch, gift for her, punk patch

What a stupid time to be alive patch, funny patch, feminism patch, sarcastic patch, equality patch, pride patch, gift for her, punk patch

$6.55

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American Threadz

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Reviews

4.9 (3945)
Average item review
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

About AmericanThreadz

Patches, patches, patches!

Sales 16,366
On Etsy since 2015

Patches, patches, patches!

Patches, patches, patches

Shop policies

Last updated on February 16, 2023

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits

Returns & exchanges

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Cancellations

Cancellations: not accepted

Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.

More information

Last updated on May 7, 2023

Frequently asked questions

Do you ship to other countries besides the US?

Not at this time

Do you offer any kind of expedited shipping?

Not at this time.

Do you or can you add velcro to a patch?

Not at this time.

My order is marked as delivered, but it's not here? What's up?

USPS sometimes marks items as delivered, not actually delivering them for a few more days. Wait a few more days and it should arrive. :)

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