AmericanThreadz

Kansas City, Missouri

16k
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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (3.9k)
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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (3.9k)
16k
sales
10 years
on Etsy
16k
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (3.9k)
10 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9 (3.9k)
16k
sales
10 years
on Etsy
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Somebody's problem embroidered patch, sarcastic patch, not my problem, funny patch, gift under 10, gift for him or her, not my circus

Somebody's problem embroidered patch, sarcastic patch, not my problem, funny patch, gift under 10, gift for him or her, not my circus

$7.25

I had potential embroidered patch, sarcastic or funny patch, gift under 10, gift for him or her, hail mary

I had potential embroidered patch, sarcastic or funny patch, gift under 10, gift for him or her, hail mary

$7.25

Just another day in the hellscape patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, emo patch, gift under 10, nihilist goth patch, gift for him her

Just another day in the hellscape patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, emo patch, gift under 10, nihilist goth patch, gift for him her

$7.25

Life happens, dogs help patch, funny dog patch, sarcastic patch, pet patch, vet tech patch, groomer patch, support dog patch, gift under 10

Life happens, dogs help patch, funny dog patch, sarcastic patch, pet patch, vet tech patch, groomer patch, support dog patch, gift under 10

$7.25

Resist embroidered patch, solidarity patch, activism activist patch, gift for him, gift for her, gift under 10

Resist embroidered patch, solidarity patch, activism activist patch, gift for him, gift for her, gift under 10

$6.50

Someday we'll all be dead patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, emo patch, gift under 10, nihilist patch, gothic patch, gift for him her

Someday we'll all be dead patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, emo patch, gift under 10, nihilist patch, gothic patch, gift for him her

$6.75

Sunlight is for plants patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, emo patch, goth patch, vampire patch, gift under 10

Sunlight is for plants patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, emo patch, goth patch, vampire patch, gift under 10

$7.00

Dopamine? In this economy? Funny patch, sarcastic patch, political patch, economic patch, current events patch, gift under 10

Dopamine? In this economy? Funny patch, sarcastic patch, political patch, economic patch, current events patch, gift under 10

$6.75

4 people have this in their cart
Shrimps is bugs patch, funny embroidered patch, meme patch, entomemology, entomology patch

Shrimps is bugs patch, funny embroidered patch, meme patch, entomemology, entomology patch

$6.85

3 people have this in their cart
I Love Your Cat Embroidered Patch, Vet Tech Groomer Gift (Iron-On/Sew-On)

I Love Your Cat Embroidered Patch, Vet Tech Groomer Gift (Iron-On/Sew-On)

$6.60

4 people have this in their cart
Apocalypse patch, armageddon patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, I was led to believe, gift under 10, end of the world patch, gift for him

Apocalypse patch, armageddon patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, I was led to believe, gift under 10, end of the world patch, gift for him

$7.00

Living the dream patch, life is good, funny patch, life sucks patch, sarcastic patch, corporate office, daily grind, gift under 10

Living the dream patch, life is good, funny patch, life sucks patch, sarcastic patch, corporate office, daily grind, gift under 10

$6.75

We’re all in this together like hostages patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, political patch, gift under 10, resistance patch

We’re all in this together like hostages patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, political patch, gift under 10, resistance patch

$6.85

14 people have this in their cart
My dogs don't like you patch, funny pet patch, I love dogs, awesome dog patch, sarcastic pet patch, gift under 10, gift for him

My dogs don't like you patch, funny pet patch, I love dogs, awesome dog patch, sarcastic pet patch, gift under 10, gift for him

$6.00

I love your dog, cute dog patch, vet tech patch, embroidered pet patch, cute canine patch, gift under 10, dog trainer patch, groomer patch

I love your dog, cute dog patch, vet tech patch, embroidered pet patch, cute canine patch, gift under 10, dog trainer patch, groomer patch

$6.70

Unpaid protestor patch, political patch, peaceful patch, resistance patch, social commentary patch, gift under 10

Unpaid protestor patch, political patch, peaceful patch, resistance patch, social commentary patch, gift under 10

$6.75

Foxhound patch, dog breed patch, embroidered dog patch, K9 patch, hound dog patch, gift under 10

Foxhound patch, dog breed patch, embroidered dog patch, K9 patch, hound dog patch, gift under 10

$7.00

Dirty birds patch, Atlanta football patch, NFL Atlanta, rise up, pro football patch, NFL applique, falcons patch, gift under 10

Dirty birds patch, Atlanta football patch, NFL Atlanta, rise up, pro football patch, NFL applique, falcons patch, gift under 10

$7.15

5 people have this in their cart
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro patch, Hunter S Thomson quote, funny patch, gift under 10, quote patch, sarcastic patch

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro patch, Hunter S Thomson quote, funny patch, gift under 10, quote patch, sarcastic patch

$7.10

Spiritual gangster patch, funny patch, spirituality patch, yoga patch, gift for her, yoga flow, spiritual journey patch, gift under 10

Spiritual gangster patch, funny patch, spirituality patch, yoga patch, gift for her, yoga flow, spiritual journey patch, gift under 10

$7.50

We are the weirdos mister patch, sarcastic patch, movie quote patch, gift under 10, gift for him, gift for her, the craft, witchcraft

We are the weirdos mister patch, sarcastic patch, movie quote patch, gift under 10, gift for him, gift for her, the craft, witchcraft

$6.80

3 people have this in their cart
Memento vivere patch, remember to live, don't give up patch, keep swimming, gratitude patch, inspirational patch

Memento vivere patch, remember to live, don't give up patch, keep swimming, gratitude patch, inspirational patch

$6.45

4 people have this in their cart
Ribcage heart patch, embroidered heart patch, goth love patch, emo patch, skulls and bones, gift under 10, bony heart, gift for her

Ribcage heart patch, embroidered heart patch, goth love patch, emo patch, skulls and bones, gift under 10, bony heart, gift for her

$7.35

Thou may ingest a satchel of Richards patch, eat a bag of dicks, funny patch, sarcastic patch, gift under 10 gift for her gift for him

Thou may ingest a satchel of Richards patch, eat a bag of dicks, funny patch, sarcastic patch, gift under 10 gift for her gift for him

$7.50

Power to the people, not the people in power patch, anti-fascism patch, democracy patch, grass roots patch, anti-establishment patch

Power to the people, not the people in power patch, anti-fascism patch, democracy patch, grass roots patch, anti-establishment patch

$7.80

What a stupid time to be alive patch, funny patch, feminism patch, sarcastic patch, equality patch, pride patch, gift for her, punk patch

What a stupid time to be alive patch, funny patch, feminism patch, sarcastic patch, equality patch, pride patch, gift for her, punk patch

$6.55

The night is dark and full of terrors patch, heavy metal patch, emo patch, sarcastic patch, emo patch, gothic patch, gift under 10

The night is dark and full of terrors patch, heavy metal patch, emo patch, sarcastic patch, emo patch, gothic patch, gift under 10

$7.25

Chaos wheel patch, chaos star patch, warhammer, 40k, chaos sphere, gift for him, gift for her, gift under 10, anarchy patch

Chaos wheel patch, chaos star patch, warhammer, 40k, chaos sphere, gift for him, gift for her, gift under 10, anarchy patch

$7.45

4 people have this in their cart
Hell is empty, and all the devils are here patch, goth patch, gift under 10, sarcastic patch, emo patch, funny patch, dark thoughts patch

Hell is empty, and all the devils are here patch, goth patch, gift under 10, sarcastic patch, emo patch, funny patch, dark thoughts patch

$7.60

3 people have this in their cart
absolutely furious about everything embroidered patch, boomer patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, gift for him, gift for her, gift under 10

absolutely furious about everything embroidered patch, boomer patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, gift for him, gift for her, gift under 10

$7.30

I'm not qualified to diagnose you, but I have some ideas patch, mental health patch, funny patch, gen Z patch, gen X patch, millenial patch

I'm not qualified to diagnose you, but I have some ideas patch, mental health patch, funny patch, gen Z patch, gen X patch, millenial patch

$7.55

3 people have this in their cart
Fueled by smut and coffee embroidered patch, funny patch, coffee and smut, sarcastic patch, gift for her, gift under 10

Fueled by smut and coffee embroidered patch, funny patch, coffee and smut, sarcastic patch, gift for her, gift under 10

$7.25

Bisexual embroidered patch, bi badge, bi patch, gift under 10, gift for him, gift for her, LGBTQ patch. love is love bisexual, pride patch

Bisexual embroidered patch, bi badge, bi patch, gift under 10, gift for him, gift for her, LGBTQ patch. love is love bisexual, pride patch

$6.25

Thanks, it's the trauma patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, gift under 10, gift for him, gen Z patch, sarcastic patch, mental health patch

Thanks, it's the trauma patch, funny patch, sarcastic patch, gift under 10, gift for him, gen Z patch, sarcastic patch, mental health patch

$6.80

Lesbian embroidered patch, lesbian badge, gift under 10, gift for her, LGBTQ patch, pride patch, love is love patch, queer patch

Lesbian embroidered patch, lesbian badge, gift under 10, gift for her, LGBTQ patch, pride patch, love is love patch, queer patch

$6.00

Pride rainbow embroidered patch, pride badge, gift under 10, gift for him, gift for her, LGBTQ patch, queer patch, love is love, gay lesbian

Pride rainbow embroidered patch, pride badge, gift under 10, gift for him, gift for her, LGBTQ patch, queer patch, love is love, gay lesbian

$6.25

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American Threadz

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Reviews

4.9 (3877)
Average item review
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

About AmericanThreadz

Patches, patches, patches!

Sales 16,047
On Etsy since 2015

Patches, patches, patches!

Patches, patches, patches

Shop policies

Last updated on February 16, 2023

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Returns & exchanges

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Cancellations

Cancellations: not accepted

Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.

More information

Last updated on May 7, 2023

Frequently asked questions

Do you ship to other countries besides the US?

Not at this time

Do you offer any kind of expedited shipping?

Not at this time.

Do you or can you add velcro to a patch?

Not at this time.

My order is marked as delivered, but it's not here? What's up?

USPS sometimes marks items as delivered, not actually delivering them for a few more days. Wait a few more days and it should arrive. :)

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