AnOptimisticCynic

an optimistic cynic

New York, United States · 1501 Sales

AnOptimisticCynic

an optimistic cynic

New York, United States 1501 Sales On Etsy since 2009

5 out of 5 stars
(393)

Announcement   Guts. I got 'em. You got 'em. They're something everyone has in common. But do you really know what your spleen looks like - or what the heck it does? Click around and you might just find out...

And to adorn that beautiful body full of beautiful parts, check out the jewelry section.

Everything is handmade by yours truly. All made to order items require at least 10-14 days in addition to shipping to allow for the item to be made, If you need something rushed, let me know and I'll do what I can to work with you.

Custom orders welcome! I have mostly body parts here, but I can make anything you like :-)

Thanks for stopping by!

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Announcement

Guts. I got 'em. You got 'em. They're something everyone has in common. But do you really know what your spleen looks like - or what the heck it does? Click around and you might just find out...

And to adorn that beautiful body full of beautiful parts, check out the jewelry section.

Everything is handmade by yours truly. All made to order items require at least 10-14 days in addition to shipping to allow for the item to be made, If you need something rushed, let me know and I'll do what I can to work with you.

Custom orders welcome! I have mostly body parts here, but I can make anything you like :-)

Thanks for stopping by!

Facebook: An Optimistic Cynic
https://www.youtube.com/user/TrueStoryWebSeries
www.SarahLouisaBurns.com

Sarah Louisa Burns

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Sarah Louisa Burns

Striped Plaid
US$15.00
Crushed Velvet Red Swirls
US$5.00
Burlap, Block Printed
US$8.00
Bandanas, Set of Twenty
US$8.00
Bead De-stash Lot 4
US$7.00
Bead De-stash Lot
US$5.00
Mini Frames, Hot Pink, Set of Two
US$4.00
Crochet Elvis Kit
US$6.00
Tomato Hat, Crochet, Baby Size
US$5.00
Dinosaur Hat, Crochet Beanie - Kid Size
US$10.00
Mermaid Tail Blanket, Custom, Made to Order
US$125.00
Tentacle Scarf, Made to Order, Customizable
US$50.00
Tentacle Scarf, Crochet, Black and Purple
US$25.00
Mermaid Tail Blanket, Baby/Infant Size
US$75.00
Mermaid Tail Blanket, Child/Teen Size
US$125.00
Boobie Baby Hat, Crochet, Breast, Boob
US$20.00
Red Bow Necklace, Crochet
US$20.00
Pink Scarf With Shell Edge, ready to ship
US$10.00
Ood, Doctor Who, Crochet Plush
US$20.00
Crochet Total Hip Replacement
US$50.00
Dinosaur Hat, Crochet Beanie
US$22.00
Corn on the Cob Hat, Crochet, Adult Size
US$25.00
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Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(393)
anniecatk

anniecatk on Sep 23, 2016

5 out of 5 stars
Michelle Hoppe

Michelle Hoppe on Sep 23, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

The beads are so pretty! I cannot wait to use them, thank you.

Mark Morris

Mark Morris on Sep 9, 2016

5 out of 5 stars
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About

A Crochet Heart

That was the very first one. The body part that kicked this whole crazy thing off. A request for lungs shortly followed, then a brain, a liver, a pancreas, and before I knew it, I'd stumbled into a niche.

I've always been an anatomy nerd, and I'm rarely without a crochet hook on my person. I've learned so much in making these, and I'd like to share the fascination with others.

These pieces end up in medical offices for uses in demonstrations, or to explain procedures. They're gifts for students and teachers, Weird Al Yankovich fans (pancreas), Big Lebowski fans (severed toe), loved ones recovering from surgeries, fans or horror, anatomy nerds, and anyone that appreciates a little creepy-cuteness.

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    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator, Have A Heart.

    A Day In The Life... I like to crochet in the park on nice days. This is how that goes. Person walking by: OOoo are you making a hat? Me: Nope, it's going to be a thyroid. Person: ... Me: As in the gland. It's a thyroid gland. Person: ...

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Last updated on May 21, 2013
Hi there, I'm Sarah. Welcome to my shop!

I am an artist/actress living and working In NYC.

I am inspired by the city, my family and friends, and music, which I have playing all day.

Facebook me :-) An Optimistic Cynic

Follow my crafting exploits at http://www.AnOptimisticCynicBlog.Blogspot.com

For beautiful and random, mostly anatomical and craft related images, follow my tumblr blog...http://anoptimisticcynic.tumblr.com/

Thanks so much for viewing my creations!

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Payment
Paypal is preffered, but I do accept money orders and direct checkout as well.

Payments must be received within 72 hours of purchase.

Please convo me to let me know your payment method, if other than Paypal or Direct Checkout.

If you are an Etsy shop owner, I am open to trades, please convo first :-)

If I have not heard for you after 72 hours, I will attempt to contact you. Failing that, I will assume you no longer want the item, cancel the sale, and relist the item.

Custom orders will not be started until payment has been completed.

Item(s) will not be shipped until payment has been completed.

Sales tax will be added for all New York State transactions.
Shipping
I use USPS for all of my shipping.

Buyer is responsible for all shipping fees and customs fee, if any.

Items are Made To Order, unless otherwise specified in the listing itself, or the section. This means it is made just for you. Please allow 10 days to allow for the item to be made, in addition to shipping time. Items will be shipped no later than 14 days from time of purchase.

Please contact for rush shipping, it's usually not a problem.
Refunds and Exchanges
Returns are accepted on a case by case basis for up to 7 days after item is received. I want all my costumers to be happy, and if there is a problem I can fix, I will strive to do so. Convo me with questions/concerns!
Additional policies and FAQs
These items are Made To Order, unless marked as Ready To Ship, or RTS within the listing or section itself. If you need the item immediately, contact me about rush orders.

Inquire about wholesale/bridal pricing!

I'm always up for some custom work, so if you want something you don't see here, just ask!