AstralTurfDesign

New Jersey, United States

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22.7k
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18 years
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Hot Girls Read - Bookish License Plate Frame: Engraved Book Lover Gift

Hot Girls Read - Bookish License Plate Frame: Engraved Book Lover Gift

$21.99

8 people have this in their cart
May include: A square, glow-in-the-dark sign labeled TIME TRAVELER PARKING PERMIT. It features the text AUTHORIZED CHRONO-VEHICLE, VALID UNTIL: TIMELINE COLLAPSE, a circular seal for the DEPARTMENT OF TEMPORAL TRANSIT BUREAU OF CHRONOLOGY, and #42-314159-∞.

Time Traveler Parking Permit Sticker – Glow-in-the-Dark Multiverse Decal Matte Finish

$6.00

19 people have this in their cart
May include: A black and white Field Access Permit sticker from the North American Cryptid Research Society. The permit includes details like "Authorized Investigator," "Approved" field access, and "Nocturnal Field Study" validity. The sticker is on a rock.

Cryptid Research Field Access Permit Sticker – Paranormal Investigator Badge

$5.00

Over 20 people have this in their cart
May include: A black, yellow, and white triangular sticker with the text "NOT A MIMIC" and a yellow die icon. The sticker has a hazard stripe design and is displayed on a stone surface.

Not a Mimic - Warning Sign Sticker - Funny DnD RPG Matte Vinyl Decal Sticker

$3.00

May include: A sticker with the text "NIGHT CITY AUTO GROUP" and a car graphic, set against a cityscape and a purple and pink sky. The sticker is on a green circuit board.

Night City Auto Group – Retro Cyberpunk Matte Holo Holographic Vinyl Sticker - Sci-Fi

$4.00

Just Here For The Side Quest Fantasy Sticker RPG Vinyl Decal

Just Here For The Side Quest Fantasy Sticker RPG Vinyl Decal

$4.00

May include: A set of three ceramic mugs with a speckled, matte finish. The mugs are in shades of cream, light gray, and dark gray. Each mug has a simple, minimalist design, perfect for coffee or tea.

Chupacabra Tried to sell me mushrooms at the Rio Grande Desert Jam Cryptid Vinyl sticker

$5.00

May include: An oval sticker with the text "INTERDIMENSIONAL WILDLIFE DEPT." above a silhouette of a deer-like creature with wings. The text "PROTECTING SPECIES ACROSS REALITIES" curves around the bottom. The background is dark green with a yellow sun.

Interdimensional Wildlife Department– Cryptid Camping Safety Badge Sticker | Matte Vinyl Folklore Decal 3.5”

$3.00

10 people have this in their cart
This Machine Is AI Driven Holographic Sticker / Cyberpunk / 知能 Kanji / Die Cut Decal

This Machine Is AI Driven Holographic Sticker / Cyberpunk / 知能 Kanji / Die Cut Decal

$4.00

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Cyberpunk 生身 “Flesh and Blood” Vinyl Sticker / Kanji / Die Cut Decal

Cyberpunk 生身 “Flesh and Blood” Vinyl Sticker / Kanji / Die Cut Decal

$3.00

7 people have this in their cart
May include: Black license plate frame with the text "Not A Mimic" in white. The frame has a rectangular shape with rounded corners and is set against a backdrop of green foliage and rocks.

Your Custom Text - Role playing Tabletop gaming Inspired METAL Laser Etched License Plate Frame

$24.99

May include: A round sticker featuring a cartoon corgi dog with a red bow tie and its tongue sticking out. The sticker has the text "EIN'S GOOD BOY CLUB" in white lettering around the dog's image. The background is a gradient of blue and purple.

Ein’s Goodboy Club – Corgi Anime Sticker for Space Cowboy Fans | 3.5” Matte Vinyl Decal

$4.00

Retro Finder Rainbow Skull Sticker – Vintage Mac Inspired Nerdy Laptop Decal

Retro Finder Rainbow Skull Sticker – Vintage Mac Inspired Nerdy Laptop Decal

$4.00

May include: A sticker featuring a yellow potion bottle with a cork stopper. The bottle contains a yellow liquid and has the words "Mana Dew Goblin Energy" printed on it. The sticker is on a rocky surface.

Mana Dew – Goblin Energy Fantasy Potion Parody Sticker | RPG Energy Drink Vinyl Decal

$4.00

Mana Dew – Respawn Red Fantasy Potion Parody Sticker | RPG Energy Drink Vinyl Decal

Mana Dew – Respawn Red Fantasy Potion Parody Sticker | RPG Energy Drink Vinyl Decal

$4.00

Mana Dew – Banshee Blast Fantasy Potion Parody Sticker | RPG Energy Drink Vinyl Decal

Mana Dew – Banshee Blast Fantasy Potion Parody Sticker | RPG Energy Drink Vinyl Decal

$4.00

May include: A black and white hexagonal sticker with the text "ROLL FIRST ASK QUESTIONS LATER" in white and gold. The sticker is set against a blurred background with a rock and foliage.

Roll First Ask Questions Later – Tabletop Fantasy RPG Dice Humor Vinyl Sticker

$4.00

May include: A black rectangular pin with the words "MANDELA EFFECT SURVIVOR" in white. The pin features a graphic of the Earth, split between green and red, with the text "WHEN MEMORIES DISAGREE, WE ENDURE."

Mandela Effect Survivor Sticker – Funny Paranormal Decal, Conspiracy Humor Matte

$3.00

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May include: A black and gold patch with the words "CRITICAL MISS EMERGENCY RESPONSE" and the text "WHEN LUCK FAILS, WE DON'T." A red die with the number 1 is in the center. Other dice and a sword are in the background.

Critical Miss Emergency Response – Critical Failure Fantasy RPG Parody Badge | DnD | Tabletop Adventurers

$4.00

May include: A hexagonal sticker with the text "PARALLEL REALITY EVACUEE SHIFTED BUT HERE". The sticker features a person silhouette and a swirling design in shades of blue, green, and purple. The background is a blurred blue.

Parallel Reality Evacuee Sticker – Sci-Fi Multiverse Holographic Decal (4” Matte Holo)

$4.00

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May include: A sticker with a black border and a design featuring a campfire, a forest, and a red demon-like figure. The text reads "PREVENT ACCIDENTAL SUMMONINGS" and "UNCONTROLLED FLAMES INVITE UNCONTROLLED FORCES".

Prevent Accidental Summonings – Cryptid Camping Safety Badge Sticker | Matte Vinyl Folklore Decal 3.5”

$4.00

May include: A black and gold Mothman Fan Club sticker featuring a silhouette of the Mothman holding a lantern, with the text "We Believe In Good Lighting". The design includes a full moon and bat wings.

Mothman Fan Club Sticker – Cryptid Humor, Paranormal Folklore matte vinyl decal

$4.00

May include: A rectangular sticker with a mountain range design in green, orange, and white, with a crescent moon and star. The text reads, "NOT ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST. BUT I AM."

Not All Who Wander Are Lost (But I Am) – Travel Adventure Sticker – 3”

$3.00

4 people have this in their cart
May include: A glowing green metal sign with the text "COLLEGE OF WINTERHOLD" and the words "GH ICE WRAITHS" and "XR KM PRFIP". The sign features a castle and two dragon-like creatures. The sign is on a metal stake.

College of Winterhold – Arcane Academy Crest Vinyl Sticker | Fantasy Elder Mage School Decal

$3.00

May include: A sticker with a shield shape featuring the text "PINELANDS SAFETY PATROL". The design includes a silhouette of a horned creature with wings, trees, and a sunset. The sticker is set against a blurred background.

NJ Pinelands Safety Patrol – Forest Ranger Style Weird Cryptid Sticker (3.5” Matte Vinyl)

$4.00

May include: A shield-shaped sticker with a cartoon design. The sticker features a sleeping knight, a cat, and the text "TBR Defense League: Unread Not Unworthy!" in a red banner. The sticker has a blue and orange color scheme.

TBR Defense League – Bookish Fantasy Humor Sticker - Bibliophiles Romantasy Book Badge

$4.00

Only 3 left
May include: A rectangular sticker with the text "BOOK-TOK DID ME DIRTY" in gold lettering. The sticker features a red book pierced by a sword, surrounded by red roses, on a black background. The sticker is placed on a rocky surface.

Book-Tok Did Me Dirty – Fantasy Romance Parody Sticker | Romantasy Book Lover Bookish

$4.00

May include: A sticker with a devilish cartoon character holding a catalytic converter. The text reads "The Jersey Devil Stole My Catalytic Converter In Atlantic City NJ." The background is split between orange and teal.

Jersey Devil Stole My Catalytic Converter – Weird Cryptid NJ Vinyl sticker

$5.00

4 people have this in their cart
May include: A brown and tan sticker with the text "IT'S A GLIZZY HARRY!" features a cartoon of a bearded man holding a hot dog. The sticker has a brown border and is set against a blurred background.

It’s a Glizzy Harry – Fantasy Wizard Meme Sticker / Magic School Parody Vinyl Decal

$4.00

May include: A sticker with a cocktail party theme. The design features a cocktail glass with flames, held by a skeleton hand, and the text "The Cocktail Party" and "Raise Spirits, and Hell." The sticker has an orange border and a black background.

The Cocktail Party – Raise Spirits and Raise Hell Sticker / Fantasy Tabletop RPG Matte Holographic Decal

$4.00

Only 3 left
May include: A sticker with the words "CHAOTIC GOOD VIBES" in a stylized design. The sticker features a rainbow, a sword, a die, a potion bottle, and flames. The background is a blurred blue and brown.

Chaotic Good Vibes – Fantasy Alignment Sticker / Matte Holographic Tabletop RPG Decal

$3.00

Time Traveler Parking Permit Sticker – Sci-Fi Inter-dimensional Multiverse Decal Matte Finish

Time Traveler Parking Permit Sticker – Sci-Fi Inter-dimensional Multiverse Decal Matte Finish

$5.00

6 people have this in their cart
May include: A round sticker featuring two cartoon figures with hiking sticks inside a spaceship. The sticker reads "GAMMA QUADRANT TRAILBLAZERS TROOP 170A" in a circular design with a starship illustration.

Gamma Quadrant Trailblazers – Space Scout Troop 170A matte vinyl Sticker | Sci-Fi Fan Art Decal

$4.00

May include: A hexagonal sticker with the text "NIGHT CITY AUTO GROUP" and a car graphic. The sticker has a neon green border and accents, with a purple and pink sky background. The text "Performance Guaranteed, Survival Optional" is also included.

Night City Auto Group – Retro Cyberpunk Glow-in-the-Dark Vinyl Sticker - Sci-Fi

$6.00

14 people have this in their cart
May include: A sticker with the text "BHAALSPAWN HONOR SOCIETY" and the phrase "LEGACY IS A BLOODY THING." The sticker features a red eye with a crescent moon, crossed swords, and a green and white design. Two dice are in the background.

Bhaalspawn Honor Society – Glow in the Dark Fantasy RPG Vinyl Sticker | for Tabletop Adventurers BG3

$5.00

May include: A glowing sticker with a smiling face and a mushroom cloud design. The sticker reads "Have a RAD Day!" in green and white. The sticker is on a dark background with leaves and a rock.

Have a RAD Day – Nuclear Fallout Wasteland Vinyl Sticker | Retro Post-Apocalyptic Matte & Glow Decal

$6.00

5 people have this in their cart

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About AstralTurfDesign

Mystical Merch for Cars, Curses, and Curious Minds...

Sales 22,658
On Etsy since 2008

Mystical Merch for Cars, Curses, and Curious Minds...

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    Tim

    Owner, Designer, Maker

    Hi, I'm Tim, and I design everything you see here myself, My goal is to make fun unique things that you will absolutely adore!

Production partners

  • My NJ Print Shop

    Princeton, NJ

    My local professional printshop that I work with takes my finished designs and reproduces them for me on pro equipment and coatings for a quality and durable indoor/outdoor product.

  • My Custom Print Shop

    San Antonio, TX

    A Bespoke printshop that takes my original designs that I've created and drawn myself and professionally prints and cuts them for me on indoor/outdoor all weather vinyl to my specifications and with any custom finishes I require.

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Last updated on Apr 28, 2019

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