Welcome to BooterBuilt
Welcome to BooterBuilt — a one-laser, two-hands kind of shop where everything is made in small batches, with a little snark baked in.
I'm Angie. I run a laser, drink too much caffiene, and design every piece in this shop myself. If it's funny, sarcastic, or just weirdly specific in a way that made you laugh out loud at your kitchen table at 11pm — yeah, that one's mine.
What you're getting here:
Laser-cut and laser-engraved home decor, greeting cards, and a rotating cast of "other things" (the shop literally says so)
Designed in-house, cut in-house, packed in-house — usually within 1–7 business days
A small thank-you note in every order, because you're the reason I get to do this
What buyers keep telling me:
The quality is better than they expected (over and over)
Shipping is fast — I usually ship same or next day
The sarcasm lands, and that's why they came back
I'm closing in on 1,000 sales with a perfect 5-star run — and I'd love for you to be the reason I keep it that way. (Pressure-free, but real.)
Custom orders? Yes. Message me first so we can talk it through. Most tweaks are free, weird requests are my favorite, and I'll tell you up front if something won't work.
Thanks for stopping by. Go find something that makes you snort.
— Angie
