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Thine Anxiety Art A Deceitful Whore Ceramic Mug | Anxious Friend Humor & Encouragement Quote Mug

$19.95

Motivational Text Quote Mug | Normalize Exercising Just Enough To Fuck and Fight | Fuck and Fight Club Bold Black Typography Coffee Mug

$19.95

Funny Spiral Notebook: Y'all Need Jesus, Humor Gift

$19.95

Girls Will Be G!rls Praying Mantis Mug | Ceramic Coffee Cup

$19.95

She Thought Could So She Did Mug | Inspirational Coffee Cup

$19.95

Sarcastic Apology Typewriter Quote Mug | I Suck at Apologies so Un FU or Whatever Funny Text Coffee Cup, 11oz 15oz

$19.95

Funny Forgiveness Quote Coffee Mug | Offensive Humor Gift

$19.95

Sarcastic Typewriter Quote Mug | Funny Ceramic Coffee Cup

$19.95

Funny Quote Coffee Mug | I Know I'm a Handful

$19.95

Lick Rust Mug | David & Alexis Rose, Funny Coffee Cup

$19.95

Raccoon Valentine's Mug | Funny Trash Pick Up Line Ceramic Cup

$19.95

Eat Glass Mug | David Alexis Rose, You Get Murdered First

$19.95

T Rex with Arm Extensions Takes on the World Mug | What Now Bitch T-Rex Ceramic Coffee Cup

$19.97

Love Ya Mean It Coffee Mug | Minimalist Ceramic Cup

$19.95

Funny Did you Ever Meet a Man You'd Shut Up For? Gift For Your Sassy Girl That Talks Back | Coffee Mug with Humor

$19.95

Funny Quote Mug | If you Were a Cookie You'd Be a Whoreo | Ceramic Coffee Cup with Humorous Text

$19.95

Due to Circumstances Well Within My Control I Will Be Late | Always Late Text Quote Ceramic Mug | Funny Coffee Quote Mug

$19.95

This Is Fine Comic Dog Mug | Don't Worry Be Happy | Everything Will Be OK | Ceramic Coffee Cup

$19.95

Spiral Out of Control Mug | For Once I'd Like to Spiral Into Control | Funny Gift Mug for Your Anxiety Crew

$19.95

Holiday "Don't Get Your Tinsel In A Tangle" Hand Towel, Festive Kitchen Decor, Funny Tea Towel for Christmas, Snarky Theme Gift,

$23.94

Snarky Coworker Goodbye Gift for Leaving the Job - Let Your Work Wife or Work Husband Know How You Feel About Their Abandonment

$23.94

Overthinker Mug | Funny Anxiety Quote Ceramic Coffee Cup

$19.95

Funny Raccoon Valentine Mug | Trash Pick-Up Line

$19.95

Funny Quote Coffee Mug | You're My Favorite, Ceramic Cup

$19.95

Funny Quote Coffee Mug, Sarcastic Humor, Gift for Friend

$19.95

What That Mouth Do? Quote Mug | Gift for Your Girl who Talks Back | Ceramic Coffee Cup, 11oz or 15oz

$19.95

Funny Halloween Tea Towel, Does this Smell Like Chloroform?, Novelty Spooky Kitchen Décor, Creepy Hand Towel

$23.94

Are You Childish? Mug, Coffee Cup For Your Immature BFF, When You Feel Like Saying, "Grow UP!" but You Know It Wouldn't Help

$19.95

Humorous Ceramic Mug, Ya'll Motherfuckers Need Jesus Coffee Cup, Funny Gift for Friends, Office Humor,

$23.94

ADHD Diagnostic Humor Mug | Funny ADD Definition Coffee Mug | Funny Mental Health Mug

$19.95

For The Good-Hearted but Not-So-Bright Person In Your Life Funny Insult Quote Mug | Pure of Heart but Dumb of Ass Coffee Cup

$19.95

I Try to Act Nonchalant, but Inside I'm Actually Chalant AF, Sarcastic Typewriter Quote Mug | Funny Office Coffee Cup

$19.95

We've got a Charlie Uniform November Tango Situation Funny Snarky Quote Mug | Typography Ceramic Mug 11oz 15oz

$19.95

Nothing Brings People Together Faster than Something That's None of Their F*cking Business Snarky Typewriter Quote Mug

$19.95

Maybe I'm Not Overthinking Maybe Life is Over Happening Funny Quirky Text Mug | Typographic Quote Coffee Cup

$19.95

Snarky I Hope Your Ex Sh!ts Themselves in Traffic Today Funny Breakup Mug | Sassy Sarcastic Divorce Coffee Cup

$19.95

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Last updated on Oct 4, 2025

Welcome to Currently Capsized! Your one-stop shop for cute, sarcastic hard to find gifts.

Sassy is our middle name! Creating funny, snarky designs for your loved ones is our passion.

We bring our humorous messages to life on our high-quality coffee mugs, tumbler cups, candles, bags, ornaments, and more.

All of our hilarious, inappropriate message quotes can be personalized or put on another product, just send us a message and we'll make it happen for you. Rest assured customer service is our number one priority.

Your friends and family will crack up with laughter when they receive their special unique one-of-a-kind gift from Currently Capsized.

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Kristen

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