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Last updated on Oct 4, 2025

Welcome to Currently Capsized! Your one-stop shop for cute, sarcastic hard to find gifts.

Sassy is our middle name! Creating funny, snarky designs for your loved ones is our passion.

We bring our humorous messages to life on our high-quality coffee mugs, tumbler cups, candles, bags, ornaments, and more.

All of our hilarious, inappropriate message quotes can be personalized or put on another product, just send us a message and we'll make it happen for you. Rest assured customer service is our number one priority.

Your friends and family will crack up with laughter when they receive their special unique one-of-a-kind gift from Currently Capsized.

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Etsy buyer on Feb 14, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Super fast shipping, cool mug!

Kristen responded on Feb 14, 2026

So glad it got there fast! Thank you!

I Typed B!tch Into My GPS and It Sent Me To Your Driveway Mug | Funny Sarcastic Coffee Cup

I Typed B!tch Into My GPS and It Sent Me To Your Driveway Mug | Funny Sarcastic Coffee Cup
Denise on Feb 3, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Great gift for my “adult “ son🤣

Kristen responded on Mar 4, 2026

Awesome! Thanks so much Denise!

Are You Childish? Mug, Coffee Cup For Your Immature BFF, When You Feel Like Saying, "Grow UP!" but You Know It Wouldn't Help

Are You Childish? Mug, Coffee Cup For Your Immature BFF, When You Feel Like Saying, "Grow UP!" but You Know It Wouldn't Help
Pamela on Dec 27, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Excellent quality and amazing customer service!

Kristen responded on Dec 27, 2025

Thanks so much, Pamela!

Are You Childish? Mug, Coffee Cup For Your Immature BFF, When You Feel Like Saying, "Grow UP!" but You Know It Wouldn't Help

Are You Childish? Mug, Coffee Cup For Your Immature BFF, When You Feel Like Saying, "Grow UP!" but You Know It Wouldn't Help
Jeanne on Nov 25, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Great gift! It was the hit of the party we went to.

Kristen responded on Nov 26, 2025

Amazing! Thanks, Jeanne!

Are You Childish? Mug, Coffee Cup For Your Immature BFF, When You Feel Like Saying, "Grow UP!" but You Know It Wouldn't Help

Are You Childish? Mug, Coffee Cup For Your Immature BFF, When You Feel Like Saying, "Grow UP!" but You Know It Wouldn't Help
Rebecca on Nov 14, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Loved it! Perfect gift. Exactly what I was looking for. Thank you.

Kristen responded on Nov 14, 2025

Thank you, Rebecca <3 !! So glad!!

Are You Childish? Mug, Coffee Cup For Your Immature BFF, When You Feel Like Saying, "Grow UP!" but You Know It Wouldn't Help

Are You Childish? Mug, Coffee Cup For Your Immature BFF, When You Feel Like Saying, "Grow UP!" but You Know It Wouldn't Help

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Love Ya Mean It Mug | I Lov You Ceramic Coffee Cup | Luv Yah Gift for Him Or Her 11oz or 15oz

Are You Childish? Mug, Coffee Cup For Your Immature BFF, When You Feel Like Saying, "Grow UP!" but You Know It Wouldn't Help

Quirky Everything Will Be Okay Mug, Sarcastic Motivational Coffee Cup, Silly Gift for Friend, Funny Demotivational Snarky Mug

Funny Encouraging Quotes, Encouragement Meme, Uplifting Humor Quote, For People who Like it Rough (not their whole lives)

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Funny Passive-Aggressive Coffee Quote Mug | Novelty Ceramic Cup to Your Favorite Avoidant Friend

I Want Buns of Steel But I Also Want Buns of Cinnamon Mug Funny Exercise or Diet Quote Ceramic Mug

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass, for the Loveable Dumbass on Your List, Funny Office Coffee Cup or Snarky Desk Mug

Giddy Up, Sparkle Farts, There's Chaos to Spread, Ceramic Mug | Funny Quote Coffee Cup for The Chaotically Joyful

Moira Rose Quote Mug | Never Let The Bastards Get You Down | From the Life Coach Herself!

Demotivational Mug, Toxic Positivity Coffee Cup, Anti-gym Bro Quote Desk Decor, For People Who Don't Get Swole

Snarky Festive Holiday "Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle" Sweatshirt for Your Christmas and New Years Celebrations

Funny Snarky Holiday "Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle" Coffee Cup - Perfect Sarcastic Gift for Christmas or New Years,

Snarky Holiday Sweatshirt: Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle, Christmas Gift Shirt, Festive New Years Winter Wear, Cozy Crewneck Front/ Back

Overcome Holiday Stress Ceramic Mug by Over Eating Over Spending Over Sleeping Perfect Gift for Christmas, Thanksgiving,

Our First Christmas Married, Couples Christmas Ornament, First Holiday Together, Newlyweds Gift, Engaged Couples Decor,

Sarcastic Holiday Cheer Sweatshirt - "Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle" - Cozy Crewneck for Christmas, Gifts, Winter Celebration Fun,

Snarky Holiday Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle Black Coffee Cup Perfect Sarcastic Gift for Christmas or New Years

I'd Kill for a Good Coma Right Now, Moira Rose Quotes, Moira Rose Quote, Johnny Moira, Moira Rose, Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)

Quirky Everything Will Be Okay Mug, Sarcastic Motivational Coffee Cup, Silly Gift for Friend, Funny Demotivational Snarky Mug

Moira Rose Quote Mug | Bedeviled with Meetings Et Cetera Ceramic Mug

I'm Positively Bedeviled With Meetings Etc Funny Moira Rose Quote Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)

I Used to Be Cool, Now I'm Just a Tiny Person's Snack Bitch Sarcastic SAHM Quote Mug | Funny Sassy Mom Coffee Ceramic Cup

Moira Rose Quote Ceramic Coffee Mug: "This Wine is Awful" - "Get Me Another Glass"

Fun Gen X All of The Fun None of The Evidence Retro Film Frame Tee | Graphic Shirt

That's My Neighbor I Don't Know You Tee | That's My Purse Hilarious Graphic Shirt |

Apologies my Good Bitch, What Seems to be The Fuck? Funny WTF Mug | Silhouette Victorian with Sassy Quote Mug | Ceramic Coffee Cup

Gen X All of the Fun None of the Evidence Ceramic Mug | The Internet is Forever | Funny Generation X Sayings, Minimal Black Border

Get Up, Brush Yourself Off, Yell "F@ck!" and Get On With It | Funny Sarcastic Morning "Start Again" Coffee Quote Coffee Mug

Just Me and My Emotional Support LOL Against the World Mug | Mental Health Coffee Cup Funny Text Coffee Cup

This Wine is Awful Get Me Another Glass Moira Rose Quote T-Shirt | Wine Lovers Tee

This Getting Old Shit's Getting Old Funny Old Man Illustration Mug Over The Hill, Older than Dirt Aging Ungracefully Cup

The Universe is Made of Protons, Electrons, Neutrons and Morons | Funny Sarcastic Quote mug | Ceramic Coffee Mug 11oz 15oz

I'm a Complainer, NOT a Quitter. I'll get it Done but You're Going to Hear About it | Sassy Quote Mug | Funny Coffee Cup

Just Me and My Emotional Support LOL Against the World Mug | Funny Text Coffee Cup

Funny Ceramic Mug - Tater Tot Lover Gift, Potato Gift, Humorous Coffee Cup, Foodie Gifts, Kitchen Decor

Zerotonin Nopeamine Funny Mug: Sarcastic Coffee Cup - Laughter Helps Brain Health So Give the Gift of Humor!

Vintage Inspired "I'm All You Could Ever Want" Mug - Sarcastic Coffee Cup for The Man Who Has Everything

Dr Now Malnourished Quote Coffee Mug - My 600 Lb Life

Funny Dr Now Quote Coffee Mug - Weight Loss Motivation

Dr Now Quote Mug: Funny Diet Inspiration Gift

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